Toly Ro
@tolyro.bsky.social
I made it to Bluesky.
Capitalism made us poor.
Capitalism made us poor.
It’s a little stand in downtown LA. Between the Wells Fargo building and Bank of America building.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It’s a little stand in downtown LA. Between the Wells Fargo building and Bank of America building.
Submitted my background check to purchase a shotgun.
It’s teal. I’m excited.
It’s teal. I’m excited.
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Submitted my background check to purchase a shotgun.
It’s teal. I’m excited.
It’s teal. I’m excited.
I refer to those trucks as a ‘pavement princess’.
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I refer to those trucks as a ‘pavement princess’.
Gee, if only certain Nevadan senators didn’t side with the GOP to fund them in the first place.
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Gee, if only certain Nevadan senators didn’t side with the GOP to fund them in the first place.
I bought a bidet during the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Best decision I ever made. My booty is so fresh and so clean.
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I bought a bidet during the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Best decision I ever made. My booty is so fresh and so clean.
Someone should have slipped his photo in there and notated his sexual affinity for children.
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Someone should have slipped his photo in there and notated his sexual affinity for children.
And to make sure the stop anything that supports red states.
California subsidizes so many of the Bible Belt states, and they like to talk too much shit. So, it’s time they pull up their boot straps, put down the Pabst, and get a real job.
California subsidizes so many of the Bible Belt states, and they like to talk too much shit. So, it’s time they pull up their boot straps, put down the Pabst, and get a real job.
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
And to make sure the stop anything that supports red states.
California subsidizes so many of the Bible Belt states, and they like to talk too much shit. So, it’s time they pull up their boot straps, put down the Pabst, and get a real job.
California subsidizes so many of the Bible Belt states, and they like to talk too much shit. So, it’s time they pull up their boot straps, put down the Pabst, and get a real job.
Or use the proper ‘their, there, or they’re’
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Or use the proper ‘their, there, or they’re’
I’m embarrassed to be an American.
I don’t even want to recognize myself as American anymore. I know we’ve always been hypocritical shits… But this is extreme and scary.
I don’t even want to recognize myself as American anymore. I know we’ve always been hypocritical shits… But this is extreme and scary.
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’m embarrassed to be an American.
I don’t even want to recognize myself as American anymore. I know we’ve always been hypocritical shits… But this is extreme and scary.
I don’t even want to recognize myself as American anymore. I know we’ve always been hypocritical shits… But this is extreme and scary.
And if Obama didn’t receive congressional approval, republicans would have lost their shit. He would have been impeached.
It’s not what was done. It’s how it was done and how things continue to be done.
It’s not what was done. It’s how it was done and how things continue to be done.
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
And if Obama didn’t receive congressional approval, republicans would have lost their shit. He would have been impeached.
It’s not what was done. It’s how it was done and how things continue to be done.
It’s not what was done. It’s how it was done and how things continue to be done.
Maduro is a piece of shit. But the people of Venezuela needed to do something about it. Just as Trump is Americas problem and no other country is going to come save us from this dictatorship.
With that said, I hope Maduros lawyer gets the charges dropped and Maduro back to Venezuela asap.
With that said, I hope Maduros lawyer gets the charges dropped and Maduro back to Venezuela asap.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Maduro is a piece of shit. But the people of Venezuela needed to do something about it. Just as Trump is Americas problem and no other country is going to come save us from this dictatorship.
With that said, I hope Maduros lawyer gets the charges dropped and Maduro back to Venezuela asap.
With that said, I hope Maduros lawyer gets the charges dropped and Maduro back to Venezuela asap.
Yes Jeffries, we know.
So get going on those articles of impeachment. If it helps, just think of it as a strongly worded letter with a purpose.
So get going on those articles of impeachment. If it helps, just think of it as a strongly worded letter with a purpose.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Yes Jeffries, we know.
So get going on those articles of impeachment. If it helps, just think of it as a strongly worded letter with a purpose.
So get going on those articles of impeachment. If it helps, just think of it as a strongly worded letter with a purpose.
He doesn’t look like he’s doing too great.
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
He doesn’t look like he’s doing too great.
Iran has oil. Portland does not.
He doesn’t give a shit about the protestors. They’re the scapegoat.
He doesn’t give a shit about the protestors. They’re the scapegoat.
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Iran has oil. Portland does not.
He doesn’t give a shit about the protestors. They’re the scapegoat.
He doesn’t give a shit about the protestors. They’re the scapegoat.
‘US Dictator, Currently Accused of Pedophilia Due to Epstein Ties, Announces Terrorist Attack Against Venezuela, and Capture of Venezuelan Dictator and Wife’
There, I fixed your headline for you.
There, I fixed your headline for you.
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
‘US Dictator, Currently Accused of Pedophilia Due to Epstein Ties, Announces Terrorist Attack Against Venezuela, and Capture of Venezuelan Dictator and Wife’
There, I fixed your headline for you.
There, I fixed your headline for you.
Hey, @theguardian.com, say it like it is: “US Dictator claims US has kidnapped Venezuelan dictator and wife”
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Hey, @theguardian.com, say it like it is: “US Dictator claims US has kidnapped Venezuelan dictator and wife”
You do if you’re ‘US law enforcement’. 🙄
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 AM
You do if you’re ‘US law enforcement’. 🙄
And I could buy produce on Sunday that would last week.
Now I buy produce in the hopes it’ll last for 3 days in the fridge.
Now I buy produce in the hopes it’ll last for 3 days in the fridge.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And I could buy produce on Sunday that would last week.
Now I buy produce in the hopes it’ll last for 3 days in the fridge.
Now I buy produce in the hopes it’ll last for 3 days in the fridge.
You can get married under the age of 18 with parental consent in most states. The USA is the only UN member that allows child marriages.
Parents do consent. Religious cults get away with it this way. It’s disgusting.
Parents do consent. Religious cults get away with it this way. It’s disgusting.
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You can get married under the age of 18 with parental consent in most states. The USA is the only UN member that allows child marriages.
Parents do consent. Religious cults get away with it this way. It’s disgusting.
Parents do consent. Religious cults get away with it this way. It’s disgusting.
Anonymous has been real quiet lately.
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Anonymous has been real quiet lately.
On Christmas Day.
Really gunnin for that Nobel Peace Prize.
Really gunnin for that Nobel Peace Prize.
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
On Christmas Day.
Really gunnin for that Nobel Peace Prize.
Really gunnin for that Nobel Peace Prize.
How embarrassing.
But it’s necessary. Please make them stop.
But it’s necessary. Please make them stop.
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
How embarrassing.
But it’s necessary. Please make them stop.
But it’s necessary. Please make them stop.
Oh honey, this is the “man”(?) you voted for. Take full accountability.
You’re also not forgiven. Your ignorance is what got us here. We don’t agree on abortion or the second amendment; but you and Jesus don’t agree on how to aid the needy.
Now kindly go shove a pineapple up your hooha and stfu.
You’re also not forgiven. Your ignorance is what got us here. We don’t agree on abortion or the second amendment; but you and Jesus don’t agree on how to aid the needy.
Now kindly go shove a pineapple up your hooha and stfu.
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Oh honey, this is the “man”(?) you voted for. Take full accountability.
You’re also not forgiven. Your ignorance is what got us here. We don’t agree on abortion or the second amendment; but you and Jesus don’t agree on how to aid the needy.
Now kindly go shove a pineapple up your hooha and stfu.
You’re also not forgiven. Your ignorance is what got us here. We don’t agree on abortion or the second amendment; but you and Jesus don’t agree on how to aid the needy.
Now kindly go shove a pineapple up your hooha and stfu.
Only after he’s finished making that couch his bitch.
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Only after he’s finished making that couch his bitch.