Wallet Inspector
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Wallet Inspector
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Has your wallet been inspected recently? Wallets require annual inspection to ensure safety and reliability. An uninspected wallet can be hazardous to you and those around you. Catastrophic wallet explosions due to uninspected wallets are more common than you think.
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Most folks don’t realize that you need a license to carry a wallet and many of those that do know hold an expired wallet license. You can lose your wallet privileges without proper licensing. The Wallet Inspector can direct you to the nearest WLB (Wallet License Bureau) during inspection.
March 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Has your wallet been inspected recently? Wallets require annual inspection to ensure safety and reliability. An uninspected wallet can be hazardous to you and those around you. Catastrophic wallet explosions due to uninspected wallets are more common than you think.
March 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM