tom-vom.bsky.social
@tom-vom.bsky.social
Ever stop and think about the prestige streaming era TV projects that Phil Hartman woulda done
February 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Love to crack open a nice 2pm DementiaJuice
February 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gift or curse: corporate swag
February 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gift or curse: when cartoon characters enter the human world
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
95% of my job is coming up with the dumbest titles for marketing decks, shit like “You can’t spell Florida without ROI”
February 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ACAB includes bonkers d. bobcat
February 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I hate this graphics package with the custom font based on the FOX logo. Hideous
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Over the Hill” party decorations were a much bigger business in the 90s, back when birthdays used to be so mean. Haha you old piece of dogshit
February 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Watch all the Super Bowl ads right now!” You temptress! You tease!!! I shan’t!!! ooh what a dirty boy I am. Don’t tell my wife.
Forgive me father
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have vivid memories of a Jolly Ranchers knockoff candy called Happy Campers back in the late 80s and early 90s. They were more cylindrical. I remember an orange flavored one. The internet is no help!!! Why do we even have the internet then!!!!
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Saw a framed collection of matchbooks from the 70s hanging a diner and been thinkin bout it. Cool lil logos and fonts. My parents used to have a huge fishbowl of old matchbooks in our basement, wonder if they still do. Could make something w/ them maybe
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Everyone on X is like:
“I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Papa
Papa Nazi”
February 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Here’s my impression of ppl from other countries: oh I’m eating a chicken burger and drinking a Pepsi max
January 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s Trump’s America, no need to wipe
January 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Going to work is so embarrassing. Reading an email that ends with “cheers”, being called on in a zoom meeting where you haven’t been paying attention, two-factor authentication texts.
January 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Covid :(((
December 9, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Ho ho ho I’m hu hu hungry
December 6, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Oh dear lion’s!!!
December 6, 2024 at 4:09 AM
What was Cindy Cone’s fate? Or maybe she just got too busy livin’ these past 5 years 🙏
December 6, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Still thinkin about Chuck fugger
December 4, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I have no interest in seeing Wicked. When is Hollywood gonna make the movie I wanna see? Me, A white male 18-49
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
T-shirt idea:
They let me crank it at the Saugatuck Chain Ferry
November 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM