Tom Yarrow 🔞📖
@tom-yarrow.bsky.social
🌈 Writing Horny Stories: https://tomyarrow.substack.com/
🔞 Adults Only ❌ No gen-AI
⚔️ Orc Kink Confirmed
🌶️ he/him 30 Brighton, UK 🏳️⚧️
#smutwriter #fantasysmut
🔞 Adults Only ❌ No gen-AI
⚔️ Orc Kink Confirmed
🌶️ he/him 30 Brighton, UK 🏳️⚧️
#smutwriter #fantasysmut
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I am thrilled to share VAMPIRE: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. 7 endings, 1 secret weapon, a vampire. Think Nosferatu, Curse Of Strahd, Dracula, Astarion, Castlevania, and a healthy dose of TTRPG inspiration. Fuck him, fight him, or flee his castle... 🦇🧛♂️♥️☠️
#vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing
#vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing
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Fixing a brat is easy!
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fixing a brat is easy!
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
Occasionally I write very small things about writing on Tumblr www.tumblr.com/tom-yarrow-h...
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Occasionally I write very small things about writing on Tumblr www.tumblr.com/tom-yarrow-h...
I've fallen into the Boxing Day hole: I don't know the time, meals just Happen Whenever, and I am exhausted without having done anything
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I've fallen into the Boxing Day hole: I don't know the time, meals just Happen Whenever, and I am exhausted without having done anything
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Happy holidays y'all!
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy holidays y'all!
Merry Christmas ya kinky animals
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Merry Christmas ya kinky animals
Going to see Pillion tonight 👀👀
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Going to see Pillion tonight 👀👀
So excited to see I received my first online order! Felt like a victory lap going to the post box this morning
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
So excited to see I received my first online order! Felt like a victory lap going to the post box this morning
I'm desperate to finish Game Of Thrones book 1. Does anyone have a Libby account for non-Sussex locations?
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm desperate to finish Game Of Thrones book 1. Does anyone have a Libby account for non-Sussex locations?
Someone told me yesterday that reading LABYRINTH made them want to write again 🥹🥹🥹😭♥️
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Someone told me yesterday that reading LABYRINTH made them want to write again 🥹🥹🥹😭♥️
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Oh I am so excited for Deviants Market tomorrow
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oh I am so excited for Deviants Market tomorrow
Is anyone else watching Dragula 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Is anyone else watching Dragula 🥺
A had a day with no plans today - which are normally writing days - but instead I took myself for lunch and fantasised about a meet cute with the girl working there
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A had a day with no plans today - which are normally writing days - but instead I took myself for lunch and fantasised about a meet cute with the girl working there
The compliments I have had from readers today 🥹😭😭😭😭 You're so cute I love you
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The compliments I have had from readers today 🥹😭😭😭😭 You're so cute I love you
Doesn't this look so cute 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Doesn't this look so cute 🥹
I am thrilled to share VAMPIRE: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. 7 endings, 1 secret weapon, a vampire. Think Nosferatu, Curse Of Strahd, Dracula, Astarion, Castlevania, and a healthy dose of TTRPG inspiration. Fuck him, fight him, or flee his castle... 🦇🧛♂️♥️☠️
#vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing
#vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I am thrilled to share VAMPIRE: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. 7 endings, 1 secret weapon, a vampire. Think Nosferatu, Curse Of Strahd, Dracula, Astarion, Castlevania, and a healthy dose of TTRPG inspiration. Fuck him, fight him, or flee his castle... 🦇🧛♂️♥️☠️
#vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing
#vampirefiction #vampire #diypublishing
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Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
I've also been working on my plans for 2026. Probably the most boring thing to talk about on here, but...
I'm putting together content calendars, tracking sheets, investment planning.
I'm putting together content calendars, tracking sheets, investment planning.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've also been working on my plans for 2026. Probably the most boring thing to talk about on here, but...
I'm putting together content calendars, tracking sheets, investment planning.
I'm putting together content calendars, tracking sheets, investment planning.
I am trading at Mart O Mortis tomorrow, and I have a new book to share with you! Market exclusive for tomorrow - pictures to come 👀👀
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am trading at Mart O Mortis tomorrow, and I have a new book to share with you! Market exclusive for tomorrow - pictures to come 👀👀
Come say hello at Daltons next Saturday 6th December 🦇🌹💦😵💫
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Come say hello at Daltons next Saturday 6th December 🦇🌹💦😵💫
First draft and edit of a new story: DONE.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
First draft and edit of a new story: DONE.
Need to get my shit to the printers before next Friday. Horny muses, I beseech thee.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Need to get my shit to the printers before next Friday. Horny muses, I beseech thee.
The intern has been helping me type up this vampire story. He shout get rewarded with a cap which says "Tom Yarrow makes me cum" to wear at events.
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The intern has been helping me type up this vampire story. He shout get rewarded with a cap which says "Tom Yarrow makes me cum" to wear at events.
Someone chain me to my desk in a kinky and productive way
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Someone chain me to my desk in a kinky and productive way
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Rex's Artist Spotlight!
😉💚🌕 Here's to the Orcs who make every night a little wilder!
To the artist @yy62401 love what you created!!!
#monsterboyfriend
😉💚🌕 Here's to the Orcs who make every night a little wilder!
To the artist @yy62401 love what you created!!!
#monsterboyfriend
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Rex's Artist Spotlight!
😉💚🌕 Here's to the Orcs who make every night a little wilder!
To the artist @yy62401 love what you created!!!
#monsterboyfriend
😉💚🌕 Here's to the Orcs who make every night a little wilder!
To the artist @yy62401 love what you created!!!
#monsterboyfriend