Bobby Bishop
@tomasaw.bsky.social
31/m/MI | baby daddy | detroit lions | Miata and Subaru | former shit shoveler | lab tech |
having a baby is just as easy as having a hobby except when you give up on a baby it dies and you go to prison
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
having a baby is just as easy as having a hobby except when you give up on a baby it dies and you go to prison
i have never been more acutely aware of how average the intelligence of public intellectuals is as when i read hank green posts.
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i have never been more acutely aware of how average the intelligence of public intellectuals is as when i read hank green posts.
the lions must win as an indictment of taylor swifts entire discography
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the lions must win as an indictment of taylor swifts entire discography
bridal party is on a petite bourgeois alices restaurant type of speech now
September 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
bridal party is on a petite bourgeois alices restaurant type of speech now
drinking whisky at the catholic wedding. the second 100mg of edibles hit me like a freight train. i reflect on the moving vocal performance of ave maria from the ceremony as my sisters in law explicate the complex social dynamics motivating their matching gilded snake jewelry. i am lost
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
drinking whisky at the catholic wedding. the second 100mg of edibles hit me like a freight train. i reflect on the moving vocal performance of ave maria from the ceremony as my sisters in law explicate the complex social dynamics motivating their matching gilded snake jewelry. i am lost
ms rachel is an angel, i get it, but frankly i would rather my son have impeccable music taste than early language skills so we are listening to miles davis
August 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ms rachel is an angel, i get it, but frankly i would rather my son have impeccable music taste than early language skills so we are listening to miles davis
my infant son will be cooler than you cuz i got him listening to guitar music from the sahel desert. get fucked losers we’re listening to world music
August 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
my infant son will be cooler than you cuz i got him listening to guitar music from the sahel desert. get fucked losers we’re listening to world music
sure my existence is meager and meaningless but my dog is so happy when i come home that i must being doing something right
June 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
sure my existence is meager and meaningless but my dog is so happy when i come home that i must being doing something right
listening to npr in the car, they ran a story about a kid who had replika ai convince him to assassinate the queen of england with a crossbow. it then somehow transitioned to describing chinese soldiers doing communist brainwashing on american korean war pows. what the hell is going on at npr?
June 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
listening to npr in the car, they ran a story about a kid who had replika ai convince him to assassinate the queen of england with a crossbow. it then somehow transitioned to describing chinese soldiers doing communist brainwashing on american korean war pows. what the hell is going on at npr?
will stancil is like one of those target dummies you use to test equipment in an rpg
April 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
will stancil is like one of those target dummies you use to test equipment in an rpg
sneaking phrases from the metal gear games into your college essays
April 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
sneaking phrases from the metal gear games into your college essays
the real problem with le wokisme is a lack of critical analysis of the harmonie korin film gummo. we must ask, why does that shitty ass rabbit smells like pussy?
March 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the real problem with le wokisme is a lack of critical analysis of the harmonie korin film gummo. we must ask, why does that shitty ass rabbit smells like pussy?
fun fact: andrew carnegie sold us steel for 15 billion adjusted for inflation. tesla is worth 700 billion
March 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
fun fact: andrew carnegie sold us steel for 15 billion adjusted for inflation. tesla is worth 700 billion
an ice cold arizona ice tea is still $.99 and gives me life
March 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
an ice cold arizona ice tea is still $.99 and gives me life
wish rfk was a gluten free guy instead of a meat guy. mandate dedicated gluten free fryers at all fast food restaurants.
March 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
wish rfk was a gluten free guy instead of a meat guy. mandate dedicated gluten free fryers at all fast food restaurants.
imagine teslas stock price if elon were a normal man and they had built a very cheap ev instead of the masturbatory temple that is the cyber truck
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
imagine teslas stock price if elon were a normal man and they had built a very cheap ev instead of the masturbatory temple that is the cyber truck
couldn’t find any parking within like half a mile of the bernie sanders fight oligarchy rally in warren. seems like a good thing. line way out the door too.
March 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
couldn’t find any parking within like half a mile of the bernie sanders fight oligarchy rally in warren. seems like a good thing. line way out the door too.
nonono you just don’t get it. let me explain and you’ll appreciate the work. see how the guns have blood on them? its because they make people die. it’s like andy warhol stuff, really deep.
March 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
nonono you just don’t get it. let me explain and you’ll appreciate the work. see how the guns have blood on them? its because they make people die. it’s like andy warhol stuff, really deep.
elon isnt gonna od, one of his several gmo sons is going to marry grimes and kill him in an intense act of oedipal violence
February 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
elon isnt gonna od, one of his several gmo sons is going to marry grimes and kill him in an intense act of oedipal violence
the way he misses the horn at first is just perfect
February 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the way he misses the horn at first is just perfect
i am shocked and appalled that b741 by king gizzard and the lizard wizard didn’t win every grammy
February 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i am shocked and appalled that b741 by king gizzard and the lizard wizard didn’t win every grammy
inb4 trump crashes the economy and i have to drop out of college AGAIN so i can to go back to work at the shit factory
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
inb4 trump crashes the economy and i have to drop out of college AGAIN so i can to go back to work at the shit factory
just spent a week on vacation in the sf bay area. there were so many ai billboards. my software engineer buddy and i were ripping on ai constantly. of course china owns silicone valley the day AFTER i leave
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
just spent a week on vacation in the sf bay area. there were so many ai billboards. my software engineer buddy and i were ripping on ai constantly. of course china owns silicone valley the day AFTER i leave
the cluster of pornbots and follow-back farmers that follow me are like a family
January 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the cluster of pornbots and follow-back farmers that follow me are like a family
it’d be cool if I was so rich I could go keto on a diet of exclusively caviar and roe. imagine eating that many tiny eggs. i want to voraciously slurp eggs by the thousands
January 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it’d be cool if I was so rich I could go keto on a diet of exclusively caviar and roe. imagine eating that many tiny eggs. i want to voraciously slurp eggs by the thousands