Tomatofather
tomatofather.bsky.social
Tomatofather
@tomatofather.bsky.social
Former remains of an omnipotent yet constantly overstimulated void creature, blessed and cursed with infinite time, that yearned so hard in their pocket of void it died and came back as a tomato. Wild story. Mostly shitposting
I think you're really cool and cute and I'd love to get to know you more and be in a relationship with you if you were open to it. I don't think I'm very good at using this app, and virtual is about all I can do rn, but if you're ever looking for a Minecraft partner or such I would be open to it.
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I think this is right. We should be friends unless you don't want to be. You deserve better.
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I can only do virtual romance right now for the moment anyway, and I feel like I suck at virtual stuff, I'm bound more or less as a virgin guardian angel and primary educator to my brother. You, dear reader, if you desire me, should probably be open to multiple partners yourself or limit your desire
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Obsessive compulsive and stupid is as on my nature as my tendency to desire to be alone every now and then. I'm slow moving, ignorant, and shit at all of this and I think anyone who desires a relationship with me can probably do better. But idk I will do more communicating tomorrow.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
NGL I'm as far from an extrovert as one can be. I'm an introvert who has stumbled into extroverted behavior while mostly in a dissociative phase and has been kinda stumbling through life since. Kinda sliding in and out of bouts of derealization and dissociation since November. But now full of love.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oh my god, she's so precious, I love her
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Hell yeah!
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM