Lovino Vargas
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Lovino • Romano • South ltaly
🍅 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🍷18+ Only, MDNI
🛵 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
Lovino • Romano • South ltaly
🍅 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🍷18+ Only, MDNI
🛵 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
Reposted by Lovino Vargas
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Eh, what do you mean? Like a belt? I think that might interfere with their primordial pouch
Greedy ones they are. Had to make a chart for us to track his dinners. It’s in the kitchen, and we put a check on the box for dinner to show he got it.
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Eh, what do you mean? Like a belt? I think that might interfere with their primordial pouch
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
He’s as young as ever! I definitely need to stop spoiling him. He used to scam us bros, you know. Would cry for dinner to each of us, meaning he’d get fed four times!
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Sounds about right. Archie was a menace as a kitten. Knocked everything over would jump on every surface when he was slim.
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
He is, but he’s too chunky to jump up onto my shelves. I can trust him around anything higher than my knees.
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
Probably gonna keep it in my room. Cats can’t get to it, and no drunks are gonna mess with the figures.
Well, aside from me, heh.
Well, aside from me, heh.
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I think it’s spectacular! No one’s ever made something this cute for me.
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
Around? These are bloody brilliant! You really got all of this for me?
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
One is a big black bear with a beige linen shirt and kilt, including a felt sporran embroidered with a very familiar pattern. The other is a cream and brown colored cat wearing a light yellow turtleneck shirt under maroon coveralls]
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[From the bakery box, there's a few items that are very much not plastic. A tiny wooden table with a hand-painted doily in the center, a ceramic tray with clay spaghetti, a little wooden pizza]
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
Sylvanians? How’d you know? I bloody love these!
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[The bigger box is an old SyIvanian Families bakery set. The picture on the box shows that it has a little patio in front and a viewing deck up top. However, it's not sealed. The smaller box has two little bundles wrapped in paper, one slightly bigger than the other]
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
[From the bakery box, there's a few items that are very much not plastic. A tiny wooden table with a hand-painted doily in the center, a ceramic tray with clay spaghetti, a little wooden pizza]
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
[The bigger box is an old SyIvanian Families bakery set. The picture on the box shows that it has a little patio in front and a viewing deck up top. However, it's not sealed. The smaller box has two little bundles wrapped in paper, one slightly bigger than the other]
All at once then.
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
Uhh... maybe? I didn't think about that part. They do go together though
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
[The bigger box is an old SyIvanian Families bakery set. The picture on the box shows that it has a little patio in front and a viewing deck up top. However, it's not sealed. The smaller box has two little bundles wrapped in paper, one slightly bigger than the other]
Uhh... maybe? I didn't think about that part. They do go together though
Does the order matter?
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
[He holds his hand as he guides him to a pair of boxes, one medium and one small. Each are wrapped with obvious frustration. Lots of tape, crumpled sides, and the larger box of the two had its paper measurements miscalculated so it has two pieces instead of being one continuous folding]
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Uhh... maybe? I didn't think about that part. They do go together though
[He holds his hand as he guides him to a pair of boxes, one medium and one small. Each are wrapped with obvious frustration. Lots of tape, crumpled sides, and the larger box of the two had its paper measurements miscalculated so it has two pieces instead of being one continuous folding]
Aye! I’m pretty excited, darling
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[He's barely awake, gripping his coffee like a lifeline as he goes to see @scottiebro.bsky.social ]
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
[He holds his hand as he guides him to a pair of boxes, one medium and one small. Each are wrapped with obvious frustration. Lots of tape, crumpled sides, and the larger box of the two had its paper measurements miscalculated so it has two pieces instead of being one continuous folding]
This is what that damn log is doing the rest of the year
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is what that damn log is doing the rest of the year
[He's barely awake, gripping his coffee like a lifeline as he goes to see @scottiebro.bsky.social ]
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
[He's barely awake, gripping his coffee like a lifeline as he goes to see @scottiebro.bsky.social ]
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
Stronzo. I don't need a hospital, you need a hospital. Jerk!
[His attempt at being badass would be a little more effective if he wasn't still crying]
[His attempt at being badass would be a little more effective if he wasn't still crying]
you're lucky it was me , ya'know , who knows what --
( this is hopeless , isn't it )
ugh , fine. keep blaming everyone but yourself. just . . .
. . . get yourself to a hospital , or something.
( this is hopeless , isn't it )
ugh , fine. keep blaming everyone but yourself. just . . .
. . . get yourself to a hospital , or something.
And who gave you the right to be that person, eh? Fuck off
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Stronzo. I don't need a hospital, you need a hospital. Jerk!
[His attempt at being badass would be a little more effective if he wasn't still crying]
[His attempt at being badass would be a little more effective if he wasn't still crying]
And who gave you the right to be that person, eh? Fuck off
well then it's time someone taught you that's a bad idea.
What do you mean? I do it all the time!
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And who gave you the right to be that person, eh? Fuck off
Nobody won! It was a draw
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nobody won! It was a draw
What do you mean? I do it all the time!
i only did those things because you commented on my volcanoes , family and culture first !! you can't just insult or attack people and expect them to not do anything back !
You called my volcanoes stupid first off, then you said I'm a bad brother, and today you hit me with the stereotype most people use against my people so of course I'm gonna get pissed
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
What do you mean? I do it all the time!
You called my volcanoes stupid first off, then you said I'm a bad brother, and today you hit me with the stereotype most people use against my people so of course I'm gonna get pissed
you constantly make rude comments , and when you get them back , you have a violent outburst ! i don't even know what i did to make you dislike me so much in the first place !
How did I deserve it? I was telling you to stop it and you kept going then when I tried to defend myself you break my goddamn nose! Bully!
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You called my volcanoes stupid first off, then you said I'm a bad brother, and today you hit me with the stereotype most people use against my people so of course I'm gonna get pissed
(( Yes he is immediately playing the victim once the consequences of his actions literally smack him in the face. Will he learn from this? Probably not
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
(( Yes he is immediately playing the victim once the consequences of his actions literally smack him in the face. Will he learn from this? Probably not
How did I deserve it? I was telling you to stop it and you kept going then when I tried to defend myself you break my goddamn nose! Bully!
you still attacked me first !! just --
gods , you deserved it.
gods , you deserved it.
I wasn't gonna bite you that hard but then you scared me so I bit you harder than I expected to, fish-for-brains.
[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
December 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How did I deserve it? I was telling you to stop it and you kept going then when I tried to defend myself you break my goddamn nose! Bully!
I wasn't gonna bite you that hard but then you scared me so I bit you harder than I expected to, fish-for-brains.
[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
what do you mean 'out of nowhere' ?! you bit me and i was just supposed to not do anything back ?!
( he stumbles back at the kick. it stings his ankle a bit , but doesn't knock him over. lovino's state leaves a sour taste in his mouth )
look , i didn't mean to , i just wanted to push you off --
( he stumbles back at the kick. it stings his ankle a bit , but doesn't knock him over. lovino's state leaves a sour taste in his mouth )
look , i didn't mean to , i just wanted to push you off --
I gave you plenty of warning, jerk! You just hit me outta nowhere!
[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wasn't gonna bite you that hard but then you scared me so I bit you harder than I expected to, fish-for-brains.
[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
I gave you plenty of warning, jerk! You just hit me outta nowhere!
[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
i didn't mean to ! you bit me , what was i supposed to do ? !
( holding onto his arm. he's not very medically knowledgeable , but he's pretty sure he has to apply pressure )
uh , do need me to call someone ?
( holding onto his arm. he's not very medically knowledgeable , but he's pretty sure he has to apply pressure )
uh , do need me to call someone ?
No!
[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]
You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]
You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I gave you plenty of warning, jerk! You just hit me outta nowhere!
[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
No!
[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]
You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]
You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
ow , fuck !
( if emil were actually any good at self-defence , he'd know that punching while someone's teeth are still on his skin is a Bad Idea , so now his skin is torn in places and the wound is actively bleeding. )
fuck , fuck , fuck --
. . . uh -- are you bleeding ?
( if emil were actually any good at self-defence , he'd know that punching while someone's teeth are still on his skin is a Bad Idea , so now his skin is torn in places and the wound is actively bleeding. )
fuck , fuck , fuck --
. . . uh -- are you bleeding ?
[If he thought about the consequences of his actions for two seconds in his life, he'd consider that possibly biting someone who is far more athletic than him and has a viking background would be a bad idea. Instead, he's left reeling backwards and holding his definitely broken nose]
Sonuovabitch!
Sonuovabitch!
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No!
[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]
You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]
You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
[If he thought about the consequences of his actions for two seconds in his life, he'd consider that possibly biting someone who is far more athletic than him and has a viking background would be a bad idea. Instead, he's left reeling backwards and holding his definitely broken nose]
Sonuovabitch!
Sonuovabitch!
AAAHH , WHAT THE FUCK ? !
( emil's sleeves are rolled up , so lovino sets his teeth straight into bare skin. instinctively , his other arm reaches out to push lovino away , but with the other so close , he ends up making full - force contact with his face , instead )
andskotinn !
( emil's sleeves are rolled up , so lovino sets his teeth straight into bare skin. instinctively , his other arm reaches out to push lovino away , but with the other so close , he ends up making full - force contact with his face , instead )
andskotinn !
[Here comes the bite. He lurches surprisingly fast towards Emil's forearm]
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
[If he thought about the consequences of his actions for two seconds in his life, he'd consider that possibly biting someone who is far more athletic than him and has a viking background would be a bad idea. Instead, he's left reeling backwards and holding his definitely broken nose]
Sonuovabitch!
Sonuovabitch!