anyway my answer to every single person who wants armed conflict is no you don’t

sometimes it is the only option but it it sure worth exploring everything else before you get there because it is always, always bad

In fairness, FIFA as an organization is very skilled at flattering violent autocrats so they’re really in their comfort zone with this one.

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.