Tom Cropp
@tomcropp.bsky.social
Licensed Undertaker. Unlicensed cynic
Oh my this is relatable to many.
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Oh my this is relatable to many.
Good thing it is always warm weather
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Good thing it is always warm weather
“Malice Ahoy” a sailor’s cap obviously
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
“Malice Ahoy” a sailor’s cap obviously
Ohhh and you look great too
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Ohhh and you look great too
This is certainly a sign of progress
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
This is certainly a sign of progress
Proud of both of you
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Proud of both of you
Increased physical activity is good for lowering cholesterol
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Increased physical activity is good for lowering cholesterol
This is certainly an over share! “Sour smell from sour dough maybe try rye. Stinky poop from stinky yeast might be the food not the drugs that’s the beast.”
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This is certainly an over share! “Sour smell from sour dough maybe try rye. Stinky poop from stinky yeast might be the food not the drugs that’s the beast.”
You are absolutely right. The GOP loves Russia
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 AM
You are absolutely right. The GOP loves Russia
Looking forward to seeing your new hair style
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Looking forward to seeing your new hair style
Look at you now!! Proud of you Maude
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Look at you now!! Proud of you Maude
Umm Did I just agree to multiple sclerosis to read this? Horrible marketing here
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Umm Did I just agree to multiple sclerosis to read this? Horrible marketing here
They are certainly real you paid for them
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
They are certainly real you paid for them
Ummmm no, but NEVER take medical advice from an undertaker
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Ummmm no, but NEVER take medical advice from an undertaker
You are certainly a happy girl. You can’t fake that joy
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
You are certainly a happy girl. You can’t fake that joy
Ummmm How did you insert it deep enough? Asking mostly for me!
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Ummmm How did you insert it deep enough? Asking mostly for me!
OMG this brings me unexplainable joy
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
OMG this brings me unexplainable joy
Happy New Year Maude
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Happy New Year Maude
America in a nut shell
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
America in a nut shell
I really did laugh out loud at this self assessment
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I really did laugh out loud at this self assessment
A few sets of clothes and your toiletries in a nice bag in your car
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A few sets of clothes and your toiletries in a nice bag in your car
Ummmmmmm yeah thanks for noticing my unusual thoughts
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ummmmmmm yeah thanks for noticing my unusual thoughts