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John Galt stole my leaf blower
Yeah very normal shit happening on X: The Everything App
April 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It’s far easier to recognize these guys as vulture capitalists instead of government officials.
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is that good?
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’d be laughing if our government wasn’t ran by fucking imbeciles who are LARPing as military geniuses.
Big news: Canada is in advanced talks with the EU to join the bloc’s new project to expand its military industry, a move that would allow Canada to be part of building European fighter jets and other military equipment at its own industrial facilities.
#NewRebelAlliance
Menaced by Trump, Canada Prepares to Join E.U. Military Industry Efforts
Canada’s draft deal to participate in Europe’s defense industry will bring contracts to Canadian manufacturers and help lessen dependence on the United States.
www.nytimes.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Cause yall realized it would be super fucking expensive and the room temperature IQ’s in this admin know how to do anything.
Leavitt: "We are encouraging illegal immigrants to actively self-deport to maybe save themselves from being in one of these fun videos."
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pete obviously plays Stellaris and exclusively with purges and orbital bombardment as primary edicts.
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war
The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Braddock about to be leveled by policy and you’re clinging to “Well I hope this works!”
The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics.

Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.

I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
March 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
JFC open the schools
"Tariffs are a tax cut for the American people" -- Karoline Leavitt turns reality upside down, then gets mad at an AP reporter after he pushes back
March 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The ket must have worn off mid thought
Elon short circuits when asked how he hires DOGE staff
March 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s going to take centuries to become a normal country again.
February 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wild that Donnie and Elon are finding all the government agencies that people like are saying “fuck it”.

We’re so washed.
February 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Attributed to an unnamed source. Glaze
February 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The more I think about it, the less I think we are living in 1940 and more of the 1880’s-1890’s. Where political corruption was rampant and corporate interests dominated.
Coinbase says that the SEC has agreed to drop the enforcement case against the company. It only cost them $75 million in political contributions.
February 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is what happens when you crash the economy.
February 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Friendly reminder that Caesar did not die of old age.
February 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m convinced that conservative parents are forcing their kids to go to Ivy League schools to shit on them during their campaign speech.
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Not the Tubi app shitting its pants in the most important time in its history!
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
These Super Bowl ads would be hitting if I had eaten a sheet of acid beforehand.
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Go fast?
February 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am waiting for the GOP “adults in the room” to show up.
February 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Bro how the fuck is this legal?
January 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by Internet Tom
cnn what the FUCK are you doing
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This what happens when you let your brain bake in the middle of Texas and then work at the Daily Caller
January 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
All you got to do is look at the AFC QBs and know this game is a complete fraud.
JJ Watt knows a thing or two about Pro Bowls. The NFL Legend made five Pro Bowls in his career while dominating the #NFL in the 2010’s.
But, there’s no denying that the Pro Bowl has been watered down significantly in recent years as the game has transitioned to flag football and scores of...
JJ Watt Slams The Pro Bowl After Slew Of Replacements Named
JJ Watt knows a thing or two about Pro Bowls....
nflspy.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The best way to fight a ghoulish fake billionaire is with an actual billionaire lib.
Pritzker: "Let me assure you, the state of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have."

He then repeats a line he first used in his public comments following the election last November: "If you come for my people, you come through me." #twill
@govpritzker.illinois.gov, addressing reporters in Chicago now: "What Donald Trump tried to do in the last 24 hours is illegal. Let's be clear, this is a demonstration of cruelty against people who depend on us." #twill
January 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM