TomesThyWit
@tomesthywit.bsky.social
I like making myself laugh.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I like making myself laugh.
It always trips me out when I hear one of my friends on a rare occasion talking on a podcast that I listen to.
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It always trips me out when I hear one of my friends on a rare occasion talking on a podcast that I listen to.
Congratulations to Max for cementing his place in the McLaren polycule.
By which I mean congrats to Lando for becoming the world champion.
By which I mean congrats to Lando for becoming the world champion.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Congratulations to Max for cementing his place in the McLaren polycule.
By which I mean congrats to Lando for becoming the world champion.
By which I mean congrats to Lando for becoming the world champion.
He's got that guilty look on his face like a McLaren engineer
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He's got that guilty look on his face like a McLaren engineer
Jeff: "I never had a hangover in my life!"
Me: "I've had hangovers that ruined friendships."
Me: "I've had hangovers that ruined friendships."
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Jeff: "I never had a hangover in my life!"
Me: "I've had hangovers that ruined friendships."
Me: "I've had hangovers that ruined friendships."
"I eat meat now!" -Taylor, 2025
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"I eat meat now!" -Taylor, 2025
At least the waitress approved of my decision making.
October 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
At least the waitress approved of my decision making.
Yeah, I ordered another beer AND a Red Bull. So what?
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, I ordered another beer AND a Red Bull. So what?
Sleep when I'm dead? Bitch, I AM dead.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sleep when I'm dead? Bitch, I AM dead.
Me: I keep fingering your phone and it won't open.
Hickey: That's because you gotta be more gentle.
Hickey: That's because you gotta be more gentle.
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me: I keep fingering your phone and it won't open.
Hickey: That's because you gotta be more gentle.
Hickey: That's because you gotta be more gentle.
Maggie called me a goddess and there are no take backs.
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Maggie called me a goddess and there are no take backs.
"Drop the crocodile, you pervert!"
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Drop the crocodile, you pervert!"
My Sunday feels empty without F1 and antagonizing friends
September 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My Sunday feels empty without F1 and antagonizing friends
I was texting someone back saying "I'm unavailable" but my phone auto-corrected to "I'm unavoidable" and I should have just sent it like that
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I was texting someone back saying "I'm unavailable" but my phone auto-corrected to "I'm unavoidable" and I should have just sent it like that
Fuck Charles Leclerc
Marry Lewis Hamilton
And overtake George Russell
Your turn.
Marry Lewis Hamilton
And overtake George Russell
Your turn.
September 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fuck Charles Leclerc
Marry Lewis Hamilton
And overtake George Russell
Your turn.
Marry Lewis Hamilton
And overtake George Russell
Your turn.
I think I'm finally getting back in the habit of writing on a consistent basis, and this makes me happy. It also doesn't hurt that I gifted myself a new keyboard to help with that.
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think I'm finally getting back in the habit of writing on a consistent basis, and this makes me happy. It also doesn't hurt that I gifted myself a new keyboard to help with that.
Baku track wants to kill people
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Baku track wants to kill people
Verstappen in a good mood and winning is something I'm very okay with
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Verstappen in a good mood and winning is something I'm very okay with
I have been up since 5am 🙃
September 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I have been up since 5am 🙃
Alright, now show us Sainz fighting a steward in the parking lot
August 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Alright, now show us Sainz fighting a steward in the parking lot
Verstappen in a good mood all day weirds me out -- in a good way.
August 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Verstappen in a good mood all day weirds me out -- in a good way.
Great job to Hadjar getting P3, so good
August 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Great job to Hadjar getting P3, so good
Oh my fucking God. Leclerc straight up doing a photoshoot 💀💀💀
August 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh my fucking God. Leclerc straight up doing a photoshoot 💀💀💀
Leclerc just relaxing after a crash is amazing
August 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Leclerc just relaxing after a crash is amazing
Soooo...does this mean Russell is safe from any penalties?
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Soooo...does this mean Russell is safe from any penalties?