Tom Hanson
@tomhanson62.bsky.social
Privacy lawyer, Dad, Michigan football, gardener, smoker of meats, feeder of stray cats, birds, ducks, squirrels ... really anyone or thing that wanders into the backyard.
Perhaps if we changed the choreography, so the dwarves don't trod upon the stone.
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Perhaps if we changed the choreography, so the dwarves don't trod upon the stone.
I hear Tom Nichols is talking to donors and has formed an exploratory committee ...
January 23, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I hear Tom Nichols is talking to donors and has formed an exploratory committee ...
Hat, you've helped a lot of people through dark days. Hang in there.
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Hat, you've helped a lot of people through dark days. Hang in there.
Are you suggesting Jonathan Ross shouldn't put his feet on the desk in his fancy new Christmas Adventurers Club office?
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Are you suggesting Jonathan Ross shouldn't put his feet on the desk in his fancy new Christmas Adventurers Club office?
Lines up perfectly with yesterday's video of an ICE goon saying "Didn't you people learn your lesson the past few days" before batting away the female protester's phone.
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Lines up perfectly with yesterday's video of an ICE goon saying "Didn't you people learn your lesson the past few days" before batting away the female protester's phone.
Protip for the young lawyers out there: try to avoid filings that lead a judge to sua sponte order you to explain why you didn't just violate 6 different disciplinary rules.
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Protip for the young lawyers out there: try to avoid filings that lead a judge to sua sponte order you to explain why you didn't just violate 6 different disciplinary rules.
"And you get a penis! And you get a penis! And you get a penis!"
a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in front of a television .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in front of a television .
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December 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
"And you get a penis! And you get a penis! And you get a penis!"
This guy has absolutely aced his audition to be Trump's next Fed pick.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This guy has absolutely aced his audition to be Trump's next Fed pick.
As someone who grew up in a time and place where "polack jokes" were standard fare, it is deeply funny to me that of the two Donalds, we got the stupid one.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As someone who grew up in a time and place where "polack jokes" were standard fare, it is deeply funny to me that of the two Donalds, we got the stupid one.
Savage takedown of Harmeet Dhillon.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Savage takedown of Harmeet Dhillon.
I heard "turn the volume up" as a double entendre. Not just "listen closely, old man" but also "be louder when you lie about how great you are."
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I heard "turn the volume up" as a double entendre. Not just "listen closely, old man" but also "be louder when you lie about how great you are."
Agreed, but "recent" doing some heavy lifting here. I'm 56, don't have an encyclopedic memory but I don't recall another legislative infusion of cash into US manufacturing in my lifetime.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Agreed, but "recent" doing some heavy lifting here. I'm 56, don't have an encyclopedic memory but I don't recall another legislative infusion of cash into US manufacturing in my lifetime.
Literally just texted out the same pic. Are you sitting in my comfy chair?
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Literally just texted out the same pic. Are you sitting in my comfy chair?
The Framers saw Donald Trump coming a mile away. The problem is they didn't plan for Mitch McConnell and Mike Johnson.
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Framers saw Donald Trump coming a mile away. The problem is they didn't plan for Mitch McConnell and Mike Johnson.
Any chance his staffers are showing him episodes of Deadwood and telling him it's Portland?
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Any chance his staffers are showing him episodes of Deadwood and telling him it's Portland?
This is going to end with the Roberts Court holding that "Snowflake Crank" is a protected class, isn't it?
August 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This is going to end with the Roberts Court holding that "Snowflake Crank" is a protected class, isn't it?
You and me both, brother.
June 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You and me both, brother.
He does have experience/knowledge of the negative consequences that can result from assaulting someone on video.
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
He does have experience/knowledge of the negative consequences that can result from assaulting someone on video.
Stood up to my sister.
May 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Stood up to my sister.