Tomochman (he/him)
tomhochman.bsky.social
Tomochman (he/him)
@tomhochman.bsky.social
Not a Democrat, nor independent. Rather zealous humanist, fiercely hopeful ...

(my real name's a pseudonym).
I've always wanted a surprise party. For my funeral I'd like balloons and a chocolate fountain!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I learned something.
• The collective noun for boobies is either 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔, or 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉.
• The collective noun for tits is 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒚.

Because, I'm still 12.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When a person dies of some avoidable cause, we all lose that potential. When a person is dismissed through some malignant misanthropy, we kill contribution and potential. While we continue these practices what future are we choosing?
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Capitalism cannot reform itself; it is doomed to self-destruction. No universal selfishness can bring social good to all."
– W.E.B. DuBois
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
via Qi –
"People are almost twice as likely to give up their seat to a pregnant woman if there’s a man dressed as Batman in the same carriage."
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I didn't know about this.
Did you?

www.opentable.com/restaurant-s...
www.opentable.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
"If a poem hasn't ripped apart your soul, you haven't experienced poetry."
– Edgar Allen Poe
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Have a great weekend.
• Eat enough.
• Laugh too much.
• Be loved.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Please, avoid shopping on Thursday.

If you must get something to finish a recipe, to complete the menu, improvise.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's a star named 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒉 that may be older than the universe! I don't understand how that happens ...
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, and wisdom is not foresight. Each grows out of the other, and we need them all.”
— Arthur C. Clarke
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
uıǝʇsuǝƃʇʇıM ƃıʍpn˥ –
„˙ǝuop ʇǝƃ ɹǝʌǝ pןnoʍ ʇuǝƃıןןǝʇuı ƃuıɥʇou sƃuıɥʇ ʎןןıs op sǝɯıʇǝɯos ʇou pıp ǝןdoǝd ɟI„
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I wonder why there isn't some sort of infringement lawsuit going on between the owners of the Jackass franchise and MFOTUS ... ?
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
𝑾𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒚
I'm not sure if I want to take advice from wind, you know?
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reading rats are plummeting!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Several people have been apprehended in relation to the theft at the Louvre. Rest easy, I remain at liberty.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Traditionally, MFOTUS is to pardon turkeys. I bet no POTUS has had such a massive number to choose from!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just read some of the citation on Sumo, in the Wikipedia. It specifically states that Sumo is not a Paralympics event.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
- via Qi
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A 2015 physics paper titled ‘What if the entire Earth was instantaneously replaced with an equal volume of closely packed, but uncompressed blueberries?’ concluded that if the Earth did turn into a pile of blueberries, everything would explode.
– via Qi
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
www.dw.com/en/orange-da... death of three sisters in the Dominican Republic inspired the UN's Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women. Here's their story.
How the Orange Days were inspired by Dominican feminists – DW – 11/24/2025
The Mirabal sisters were murdered after resisting the Dominican Republic's sexist dictator Rafael Trujillo. Their bravery inspired the UN's International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Wo...
www.dw.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being...
To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind, that's it.”
– Roald Dahl
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
𝑷𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝑼𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
sounds like a band name, and then the meaning of it undoes that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Who's doing the job of POTUS?
Perhaps, I don't understand the job. Possibly, I do and it's an unnecessary office.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM