Stacey Williams, a former model who once dated Jeffrey Epstein, says Donald Trump groped her in his Trump Tower office in 1993—while casually chatting with Epstein just feet away.

I understand why we must levy tariffs on Canada. I drive east from Colorado and it's not long before I am unable to find green chile. It's been replaced on the menu by "gravy." Canada has a even more potent form of this called "poutine." This invasion must be stopped now.

At my parents while they watch Newt Gingrich and John Barasso on cable, and I am glad I cut the cord more than 10 years ago.

"The suspect is believed to have played a violent simulation of warfare, involving deliberate targeting of horses and reigious figures, with the ultimate goal of regicide."

Since yesterday I was talking about Gates McFadden’s struggles to get behind the camera opportunities, it’s time for me to share a story about the Doctor and how she’s one of the reasons I’m a Professor. 🧵

(Here’s us at the 2024 #StarTrek convention #STLV)

"Still punk as fuck" I say to myself as I take my multivitamin, acid reducer, allergy pill, and collagen