Tom Hall
@tomjhall.bsky.social
Actor, writer, game designer - will make shit up for cash.
But he swore he just wanted to inspect my phone!
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
But he swore he just wanted to inspect my phone!
An Immense World has a long section on how dogs percieve the world, as well as generally being utterly fascinating on animals senses and cognition.
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
An Immense World has a long section on how dogs percieve the world, as well as generally being utterly fascinating on animals senses and cognition.
So good. I had no prior interest in John Donne, but read the first couple paragraphs in a bookshop and was hooked!
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So good. I had no prior interest in John Donne, but read the first couple paragraphs in a bookshop and was hooked!
This works equally well with fake band names at festivals.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This works equally well with fake band names at festivals.
The real joy is discovering it has sound on the 13th replay.
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The real joy is discovering it has sound on the 13th replay.
This whole sentence reads like a Culture ship name.
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This whole sentence reads like a Culture ship name.
Having been on the roads in both countries I can believe it. At least in India there's very little chance of you having an accident at high speed.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Having been on the roads in both countries I can believe it. At least in India there's very little chance of you having an accident at high speed.
Unbelievable that people are still lapping up his "look povvos, I read a book" act.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Unbelievable that people are still lapping up his "look povvos, I read a book" act.
Won't something think of the pineal glands!
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Won't something think of the pineal glands!
"Welcome to the house of funds, now you've come of age."
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Welcome to the house of funds, now you've come of age."
"Luv me chips, luv me pints, luv me intergenerational bonds".
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
"Luv me chips, luv me pints, luv me intergenerational bonds".
Wish I'd thought of this when one of them posted a "what you like to see in your neighborhood" questionnaire through my door yesterday.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wish I'd thought of this when one of them posted a "what you like to see in your neighborhood" questionnaire through my door yesterday.
Would love to see someone genuinely running on a Banksian transhumanist platform - drug glands and sex changes for all!
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Would love to see someone genuinely running on a Banksian transhumanist platform - drug glands and sex changes for all!
Let's talk when Trump tries to tickle an obviously dangerous space snake.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Let's talk when Trump tries to tickle an obviously dangerous space snake.
"Personally, I'm not enjoying this at all" I say, as I slip the rings of her fingers and bite into them to check if they're real gold.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Personally, I'm not enjoying this at all" I say, as I slip the rings of her fingers and bite into them to check if they're real gold.
"Structured probability" aka a "really good guess".
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Structured probability" aka a "really good guess".
Man. What if the left, who are apparently in power, did something to further their own interests for once. Would that be mad? That would be mad right?
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Man. What if the left, who are apparently in power, did something to further their own interests for once. Would that be mad? That would be mad right?
They are relentlessly pathetic. It's almost impossible to believe they have a 170 seat majority.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They are relentlessly pathetic. It's almost impossible to believe they have a 170 seat majority.
I knew he was too good to be true.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I knew he was too good to be true.
I went to a Spurs women's match for a local derby last year and not having some drunken arse behind me screaming obscenities in my ear for 90 minutes was a revelation. Why is this guy nostalgic for a part of football a lot of us would rather leave behind.
October 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I went to a Spurs women's match for a local derby last year and not having some drunken arse behind me screaming obscenities in my ear for 90 minutes was a revelation. Why is this guy nostalgic for a part of football a lot of us would rather leave behind.
"No more gender studies. Instead well be reading the Lysistrata which is about *checks notes* women going on sex-strike to end a war... "
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"No more gender studies. Instead well be reading the Lysistrata which is about *checks notes* women going on sex-strike to end a war... "
A deep fried potato sandwich? Aka... a Chip Butty?
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A deep fried potato sandwich? Aka... a Chip Butty?
You'll be queuing from Euston.
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You'll be queuing from Euston.