Tom Mallory
@tommallory.bsky.social
City scribe.
Former news editor in San Diego, editor and reporter in Los Angeles.
Lifetime Water Buffalo. (Woop!)
Was once paid to write 22 pages of pirate rules. (Well, more like guidelines, actually.)
Former news editor in San Diego, editor and reporter in Los Angeles.
Lifetime Water Buffalo. (Woop!)
Was once paid to write 22 pages of pirate rules. (Well, more like guidelines, actually.)
They are schoolyard bullies, angry goons with clenched fists and closed minds.
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They are schoolyard bullies, angry goons with clenched fists and closed minds.
The MAGAe when a judge calls them out for violating the Constitution:
March 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The MAGAe when a judge calls them out for violating the Constitution:
Fascists mad Americans live under the rule of law:
March 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fascists mad Americans live under the rule of law:
A judge rules against Trump, the MAGA mob follows its usual script of blinding rage:
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A judge rules against Trump, the MAGA mob follows its usual script of blinding rage:
A neighbor's subtle and hilarious protest:
January 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A neighbor's subtle and hilarious protest:
This tweet perfectly summarizes MAGA political philosophy. It just needs a "your stupid."
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This tweet perfectly summarizes MAGA political philosophy. It just needs a "your stupid."
There was a time when pretty much everyone's parents had one of these. They took up most of a wall.
January 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There was a time when pretty much everyone's parents had one of these. They took up most of a wall.
The ads on the other site have become a truly special genre of snake oil. And hoo boy yeah this looks legit.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The ads on the other site have become a truly special genre of snake oil. And hoo boy yeah this looks legit.
There are bylines on that story on the NYT app.
January 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There are bylines on that story on the NYT app.
This is such a New York story: New York pizza slices are actually available in other places. Who knew?! 🍕 😱
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/06/d...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/06/d...
January 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is such a New York story: New York pizza slices are actually available in other places. Who knew?! 🍕 😱
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/06/d...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/06/d...
Let this sink in: Facebook is moving its content review team from California to Texas to remove "the concern that biased employees are overly censoring content."
This craven and typically weenie move raises that concern for me, but then I'm a known Californian.
🎁 www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
This craven and typically weenie move raises that concern for me, but then I'm a known Californian.
🎁 www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
January 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let this sink in: Facebook is moving its content review team from California to Texas to remove "the concern that biased employees are overly censoring content."
This craven and typically weenie move raises that concern for me, but then I'm a known Californian.
🎁 www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
This craven and typically weenie move raises that concern for me, but then I'm a known Californian.
🎁 www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
January 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
"I'm Adrian Dittman!"
Some headlines are evergreen, they can run any day.
January 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Some headlines are evergreen, they can run any day.
Just like Boston terriers.
January 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just like Boston terriers.
Twitter has become a vile place ruled by angry Know Nothings:
January 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Twitter has become a vile place ruled by angry Know Nothings:
I told Peanut this was the Grand Canyon and she was very pleased with herself.
(Chihuahua powhua!)
(Chihuahua powhua!)
January 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I told Peanut this was the Grand Canyon and she was very pleased with herself.
(Chihuahua powhua!)
(Chihuahua powhua!)
One of the most moronic and outdated headline words is "rocker," for "rock n' roll performer."
No musician ever described themselves as a "rocker."
No musician ever described themselves as a "rocker."
December 31, 2024 at 4:33 PM
One of the most moronic and outdated headline words is "rocker," for "rock n' roll performer."
No musician ever described themselves as a "rocker."
No musician ever described themselves as a "rocker."
This is an actual post from the richest person on earth. 🙄
December 31, 2024 at 1:35 AM
This is an actual post from the richest person on earth. 🙄
The NFL just picked "someone." ("Beyoncé, who?")
December 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM
The NFL just picked "someone." ("Beyoncé, who?")
Beyoncé made the MAGAe mad on Christmas.
Seeing black people dancing happily on TV always outrages them. 😤
(I will go back to being Christmas nice now.)
Seeing black people dancing happily on TV always outrages them. 😤
(I will go back to being Christmas nice now.)
December 25, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Beyoncé made the MAGAe mad on Christmas.
Seeing black people dancing happily on TV always outrages them. 😤
(I will go back to being Christmas nice now.)
Seeing black people dancing happily on TV always outrages them. 😤
(I will go back to being Christmas nice now.)
🎼 Christmas time ... is here ..." 🎶
December 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
🎼 Christmas time ... is here ..." 🎶
MAGA political commentary is the bEstest.
December 23, 2024 at 10:42 PM
MAGA political commentary is the bEstest.