This is the most embarrassing way to admit you lied in high school about doing the summer reading.

I would have shared this if I didn’t know the people who most need to read it would x out immediately at “having to do a racism”

God is rolling up his sleeves.

100 USS Libertys

I hope kids are more skeptical this time. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I learned Allah is just another name for God. I remember one Thanksgiving when a cousin said "Muslims are comfortable killing children because 'their god' can't see across the ocean." This was in Massachusetts.

"I didn't know you were pro-Palestine whoops"

Cost me 160. I dropped the flu shot which would have put me over 250