17. Stop claiming that shit has been decreed when I know damn well the oracle has yet to speak 🤦🏻‍♂️
18. Get an MRI without knowing what it’s for
19. Group psychosis

12. Start one of those podcasts where you just slander people who live near murder victims
13. Make them fill in the holes in Swiss cheese, to get more bang for my buck
14. Find out if that was a Skarsgard in that movie
15. Siloed workflows
16. Get the universe to stop expanding (it’s big enough)

6. 1 million failed talking stages
7. Anaphylactic shock
8. Thigh tats for babies, as a socially-driven impact startup
9. Start every call by thanking everyone for giving me this platform
10. Comment “is this rage bait” on all posts
11. Ask if there are toxins in my meal