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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 4h

He wishes he had Justin Hartley's charisma.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 7h

Our grandkids aren't going to believe us when we tell them the 2nd Civil War was started because President scrambled egg brains fell for AI slop being fed to him by a reincarnated Nazi.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 5d

Damn, 500. Congrats.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 6d

And we think the iPad raised, nihilist discord addicts are brain fried now.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 6d

Or move what you can to C:

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 6d

If your stuff is on that D:\ drive, you should replace that drive with an SSD. It's an spinning metal disk, the speed you're getting is as fast as it gets.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 7d

This dipshit spray painted his head before going on national television. The most hardcore thing he does is jerk off to pictures of Himmler.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 7d

And now with hardcore Himmler hitting the charts, it's apparently a good night for dunking on dipshits.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 9d

Good.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 9d

I want them to use AI to fix everyone's voices, just to give the Internet something else to be mad about.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 12d

I just had to google Flapjack because I had no idea what else it would be. Wasn't expecting that.

I know it's the Brit's language, but sometimes they're really bad at it.

I'll never not giggle at Squirty Cream though.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 14d

There couldn't be a better engineered boogieman for this moment, than these Internet brain fried, nihilist, disillusioned, young, offspring of our societal failure.

There are so many more of these coming.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 14d

What gun did the guy use? Betting there's 50:50 chance these aren't the bullets for it.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 15d

Bernie probably wouldn't agree with that statement.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 18d

Imagine what he got from people who weren't the FBI.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 20d

Right? This timeline. WTF.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 20d

Exactly why anyone involved with a Disney/ABC production, if not the entertainment industry itself, should be talking strike.

People will pay attention when no one shows up to broadcast the football game.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 20d

Why not? The government has had a hand in taking two shows off the air and crippled the entire public broadcast space. If not now, when?

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 20d

The GOAT move would be for all of the industry unions to strike.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 21d

Majority of these dinosaurs still think they need television media to stay elected. They're not going to fight this.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 21d

I dunno, both get seemingly big wins that are apparently meaningless and dissolved in a blink.

tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 21d

Authoritarianism sure came in fast without a lot of pushback.

Should have figured the "resistance" would be pretty meaningless in America without corporate backing.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 22d

It would be weird if dozens of people didn't show up to wherever and accost him, affiliated together or not.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 22d

It reconciles easily. It's endstage brain rot from a decade+ of unlimited consequence free, anonymous, virtual interaction, and unfiltered content consumption. Anything is possible when there is no connection to reality. These kids, and adults too, are f'd and there are more coming.

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tommy793.bsky.social @tommy793.bsky.social · 23d

Nearly 10 years into this, and you still have hope?

Good on you.

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