Thomas Carter
@tommycarter329.bsky.social
Mainer, Democrat, raconteur, gun owner, Hunter S. Thompson fan, cannabis enthusiast, award winning poet, and chemo warrior.
*No dm’s please or yer ass gets blocked 🚷
*No dm’s please or yer ass gets blocked 🚷
I found the old MTG repulsive, but should we not applaud her willingness to repent and stand up for the Epstein victims?
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I found the old MTG repulsive, but should we not applaud her willingness to repent and stand up for the Epstein victims?
They will somehow manage, once again, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They will somehow manage, once again, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
🦞 L O B S T E R
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🦞 L O B S T E R
Wear a clothespin on your nose!
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and looking at the camera
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wear a clothespin on your nose!
*schlong
Fixed it for her
Fixed it for her
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
*schlong
Fixed it for her
Fixed it for her
Will he be doing his signature “jerking off two baby male giraffes at once” dance?
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Will he be doing his signature “jerking off two baby male giraffes at once” dance?
Now Maine has TWO useless senators
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Now Maine has TWO useless senators
Sorry to see Pee Wee Herman ditch his signature bow tie
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sorry to see Pee Wee Herman ditch his signature bow tie
Fuck ‘em - most of them voted for tRümp
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fuck ‘em - most of them voted for tRümp
Be a shame if people started sending her used Subway wrappers and expired gift cards to:
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Be a shame if people started sending her used Subway wrappers and expired gift cards to:
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
Subway should hire the guy as their new spokesman!
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Subway should hire the guy as their new spokesman!
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push everyone out of the way
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push everyone out of the way
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push folks out of the way. Just sayin’.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push folks out of the way. Just sayin’.
Why is there snow on the roof?
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why is there snow on the roof?
I urge der Führer to ignore your advice and double down on his stupidity.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I urge der Führer to ignore your advice and double down on his stupidity.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.