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@tommyds.bsky.social
Birmingham dad, leftie like you wouldn't believe, occasionally funny
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IG: @tomdesalis
The Democractic leadership caving to Trump's demands so he'll be nice and reasonable:
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Democractic leadership caving to Trump's demands so he'll be nice and reasonable:
Really casually psychotic today…
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Really casually psychotic today…
Telling all my clients I’ve learnt lucid dreaming so I can bill for an extra 7 hours a day
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Telling all my clients I’ve learnt lucid dreaming so I can bill for an extra 7 hours a day
Made a little flow chart that any journalists can feel free to use when Trump posts something mad. You have to ask, at most, 3 questions.
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Made a little flow chart that any journalists can feel free to use when Trump posts something mad. You have to ask, at most, 3 questions.
I feel the internet is sleeping on the meme potential of @alexwinter.com and Keanu doing Godot…
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I feel the internet is sleeping on the meme potential of @alexwinter.com and Keanu doing Godot…
In USA, President yankee; in communist Russia, President yank you!
September 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
In USA, President yankee; in communist Russia, President yank you!
What hot take will have you like this…
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What hot take will have you like this…
Have you ever made anyone so angry that you saw this mouth in real life?
June 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Have you ever made anyone so angry that you saw this mouth in real life?
Live by the sword, die by the sword
June 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Live by the sword, die by the sword
The next SpongeBob movie is going to be weird…
June 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The next SpongeBob movie is going to be weird…
Reminds me of this Cannes poster. Beautiful work
May 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reminds me of this Cannes poster. Beautiful work
“The American people is your partner now. That’s your business now. There was a guy we made him sell his grandpa’s peanut farm. Your son in law needs a deal with the Saudis? Fuck you, peanut farm! Your library needs a plane? Fuck you, peanut farm!”
May 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
“The American people is your partner now. That’s your business now. There was a guy we made him sell his grandpa’s peanut farm. Your son in law needs a deal with the Saudis? Fuck you, peanut farm! Your library needs a plane? Fuck you, peanut farm!”
That's the face I always imagined attached to these knees
May 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
That's the face I always imagined attached to these knees
“Hey, did you hear about Bobby? He’s da fuckin pope now!”
May 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Hey, did you hear about Bobby? He’s da fuckin pope now!”
Old White Man Knows Nothing About Subject But Speaks Anyway, Press Overjoyed
April 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Old White Man Knows Nothing About Subject But Speaks Anyway, Press Overjoyed
Telling my kids this was Mark Carney
April 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Telling my kids this was Mark Carney
Tesla stock price went from “he’s going to be Trump’s right hand man” to “OMG, he’s Trump’s right hand man” real quick
April 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tesla stock price went from “he’s going to be Trump’s right hand man” to “OMG, he’s Trump’s right hand man” real quick