What's with her lips? Did she French kiss a black hole?

Trees are better people than the people in the photos. More lifelike, too.

I don't know. Is "KWOUKUXX" a word? Actually, it was "creative".

It's not really a word salad. It's more like a corned beef hash of stupidity.

What makes you think that there isn't a stripper pole in the Lincoln bedroom? Musk had to practice somewhere.

I'm pretty sure that second one is the photo from his driver's license.

I worked with a woman whose lunch was stolen on almost a daily basis. So, one day, she made a sandwich that may have had some waste from her baby's diaper in it. It was the last time her lunch went missing.

Anything she makes is a very loose definition of "food".

How come nobody told me potatoes come in a can? I am both disgusted and fascinated by someone who can't cook and chop up an actual potato. You know, like from the produce section. I'm sure she's at least seen a picture of one.

All of Satan's minions in one building? If that church doesn't erupt in flames, I'm turning in my sparkling holy water and Catholic card.