Tomorrowscopes
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Sometimes the future is just so plain and clear I have to relay what I see for your zodiac sign.
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PISCES On this day 2367: you learned where to find frozen tears in space and began collecting them.
April 12, 2024 at 1:45 PM
PISCES On this day 2367: you learned where to find frozen tears in space and began collecting them.
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AQUARIUS On this day 2120: you successfully copied your consciousness into the robot body you built for yourself. The ensuing fight between your old and new bodies was bloody and horrific.
April 12, 2024 at 1:44 PM
AQUARIUS On this day 2120: you successfully copied your consciousness into the robot body you built for yourself. The ensuing fight between your old and new bodies was bloody and horrific.
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CAPRICORN On this day 2099: discovering a planet full of beings 1/100th your size led to you becoming a literal giant dictator. You were mostly benevolent.
April 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
CAPRICORN On this day 2099: discovering a planet full of beings 1/100th your size led to you becoming a literal giant dictator. You were mostly benevolent.
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SAGITTARIUS On this day 2122: drifting on a ship with a dead engine through open space was less 'adventure' and more cannibalism than you were hoping for.
April 12, 2024 at 1:41 PM
SAGITTARIUS On this day 2122: drifting on a ship with a dead engine through open space was less 'adventure' and more cannibalism than you were hoping for.
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SCORPIO On this day 2302: you were the first person to snort dark matter and live. The buzz was just mid.
April 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
SCORPIO On this day 2302: you were the first person to snort dark matter and live. The buzz was just mid.
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LIBRA On this day 2901: your AI companion gave up on you both-siding every issue and deleted itself.
April 12, 2024 at 1:38 PM
LIBRA On this day 2901: your AI companion gave up on you both-siding every issue and deleted itself.
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VIRGO On this day 2127: the insectile alien language you translated only and always says "EAT YOU" on a loop. We were all much happier when we thought it was just a cricket noise, thanks.
April 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
VIRGO On this day 2127: the insectile alien language you translated only and always says "EAT YOU" on a loop. We were all much happier when we thought it was just a cricket noise, thanks.
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LEO On this day 2397: you were right about Planet Florida and it saved more than a few lives.
April 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
LEO On this day 2397: you were right about Planet Florida and it saved more than a few lives.
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CANCER On this day 2103: you were there for first contact and you just couldn't stop crying because of how beautiful it was and that's why aliens think we all communicate by crying and refuse to do it any other way.
April 12, 2024 at 1:31 PM
CANCER On this day 2103: you were there for first contact and you just couldn't stop crying because of how beautiful it was and that's why aliens think we all communicate by crying and refuse to do it any other way.
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GEMINI On this day 2222: you were called to judge the fate of a solar system and you... whipped out a daisy and began plucking petals.
April 12, 2024 at 1:30 PM
GEMINI On this day 2222: you were called to judge the fate of a solar system and you... whipped out a daisy and began plucking petals.
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TAURUS On this day 2146: you successfully dug too greedily and too deep, but on the plus side the Balrog spared you for releasing it.
April 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
TAURUS On this day 2146: you successfully dug too greedily and too deep, but on the plus side the Balrog spared you for releasing it.
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ARIES On this day 2029: of course it would be you who figured out that a Dyson sphere was the wrong shape.
April 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
ARIES On this day 2029: of course it would be you who figured out that a Dyson sphere was the wrong shape.
PISCES On this day 2367: you learned where to find frozen tears in space and began collecting them.
April 12, 2024 at 1:45 PM
PISCES On this day 2367: you learned where to find frozen tears in space and began collecting them.
AQUARIUS On this day 2120: you successfully copied your consciousness into the robot body you built for yourself. The ensuing fight between your old and new bodies was bloody and horrific.
April 12, 2024 at 1:44 PM
AQUARIUS On this day 2120: you successfully copied your consciousness into the robot body you built for yourself. The ensuing fight between your old and new bodies was bloody and horrific.
CAPRICORN On this day 2099: discovering a planet full of beings 1/100th your size led to you becoming a literal giant dictator. You were mostly benevolent.
April 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
CAPRICORN On this day 2099: discovering a planet full of beings 1/100th your size led to you becoming a literal giant dictator. You were mostly benevolent.
SAGITTARIUS On this day 2122: drifting on a ship with a dead engine through open space was less 'adventure' and more cannibalism than you were hoping for.
April 12, 2024 at 1:41 PM
SAGITTARIUS On this day 2122: drifting on a ship with a dead engine through open space was less 'adventure' and more cannibalism than you were hoping for.
SCORPIO On this day 2302: you were the first person to snort dark matter and live. The buzz was just mid.
April 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
SCORPIO On this day 2302: you were the first person to snort dark matter and live. The buzz was just mid.
LIBRA On this day 2901: your AI companion gave up on you both-siding every issue and deleted itself.
April 12, 2024 at 1:38 PM
LIBRA On this day 2901: your AI companion gave up on you both-siding every issue and deleted itself.
VIRGO On this day 2127: the insectile alien language you translated only and always says "EAT YOU" on a loop. We were all much happier when we thought it was just a cricket noise, thanks.
April 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
VIRGO On this day 2127: the insectile alien language you translated only and always says "EAT YOU" on a loop. We were all much happier when we thought it was just a cricket noise, thanks.
LEO On this day 2397: you were right about Planet Florida and it saved more than a few lives.
April 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
LEO On this day 2397: you were right about Planet Florida and it saved more than a few lives.
CANCER On this day 2103: you were there for first contact and you just couldn't stop crying because of how beautiful it was and that's why aliens think we all communicate by crying and refuse to do it any other way.
April 12, 2024 at 1:31 PM
CANCER On this day 2103: you were there for first contact and you just couldn't stop crying because of how beautiful it was and that's why aliens think we all communicate by crying and refuse to do it any other way.
GEMINI On this day 2222: you were called to judge the fate of a solar system and you... whipped out a daisy and began plucking petals.
April 12, 2024 at 1:30 PM
GEMINI On this day 2222: you were called to judge the fate of a solar system and you... whipped out a daisy and began plucking petals.
TAURUS On this day 2146: you successfully dug too greedily and too deep, but on the plus side the Balrog spared you for releasing it.
April 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
TAURUS On this day 2146: you successfully dug too greedily and too deep, but on the plus side the Balrog spared you for releasing it.
ARIES On this day 2029: of course it would be you who figured out that a Dyson sphere was the wrong shape.
April 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
ARIES On this day 2029: of course it would be you who figured out that a Dyson sphere was the wrong shape.
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CANCER On this day 2308: no one believed you had a discovered a planet entirely made of Nerf, but they all wanted to visit when they saw how much fun you were having.
April 5, 2024 at 2:07 PM
CANCER On this day 2308: no one believed you had a discovered a planet entirely made of Nerf, but they all wanted to visit when they saw how much fun you were having.