Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️
@tomprisoner.bsky.social
"Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!”
“Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise”
“Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."
“Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise”
“Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."
Tomi, he won't shag you. You're way too old.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Tomi, he won't shag you. You're way too old.
Same 😉
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Same 😉
Stop the Cavalry
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Stop the Cavalry
Bah. Humbug. Etc.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bah. Humbug. Etc.
It. is. Still. November.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It. is. Still. November.
Has "Unable to Organise Piss up in a Brewery Party" been taken?
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Has "Unable to Organise Piss up in a Brewery Party" been taken?
He's got experience with casinos
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
He's got experience with casinos
It's a brilliant ali and I'd barely used the tape deck before CDs took over. It sounds ace.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's a brilliant ali and I'd barely used the tape deck before CDs took over. It sounds ace.
Just got on the track of discovery on tape . It's great and I got my Denon DRS 640 out of the loft specially. 😁
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just got on the track of discovery on tape . It's great and I got my Denon DRS 640 out of the loft specially. 😁
Iggy Pop
PJ Harvey
Sisters of Mercy
The Damned
Nick Cage and the Bad Seeds
PJ Harvey
Sisters of Mercy
The Damned
Nick Cage and the Bad Seeds
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Iggy Pop
PJ Harvey
Sisters of Mercy
The Damned
Nick Cage and the Bad Seeds
PJ Harvey
Sisters of Mercy
The Damned
Nick Cage and the Bad Seeds