WHAT FUCKING WARS?!@?

Daily reminder: History’s worst figures rarely think they’re the villain. They think they’re owed obedience.

Acing a cognitive test designed to detect severe impairment is like bragging you passed a fire drill. Congrats on knowing where the exits are.

Dude - we are NOT happy with YOU. Read the F*** room you idiot.

You know, I see something like this make headlines & I don’t understand why it’s newsworthy. Like, don’t you think UNC did their due diligence:

UNC: And what’s your answer to NFL teams asking you to coach?

It’s going to be a long night.

This is why the Vikings will be winning a Super Bowl. Our WR2 is WR1 in most clubs and our RB will beat you down and when he can’t our throwing game slots him in still. Then we have two ama8’g TEs…

Miami deserves that spot before Alabama and I’m completely blown away at this logic.