Tom Schmidt
@tomthecopywriter.bsky.social
Kick-ass copywriter/creative thinker with the kung fu grip.
So is this President’s Day or Groundhog Day?
February 16, 2026 at 12:54 PM
So is this President’s Day or Groundhog Day?
Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.
Not If the athlete in question is Wile E. Coyote.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Not If the athlete in question is Wile E. Coyote.
Was this just before they opened the Ark of the Covenant?
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Was this just before they opened the Ark of the Covenant?
Wait, where’s Coalie?
February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Wait, where’s Coalie?
Why are they using the theme to GORKY PARK?
February 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Why are they using the theme to GORKY PARK?
Drew Carey joining ICE was not on my bingo card for 2026.
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Drew Carey joining ICE was not on my bingo card for 2026.
How can he say that he thought “the whole Grammys was terrible“ when, by his own admission, he only watched part of it?
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
How can he say that he thought “the whole Grammys was terrible“ when, by his own admission, he only watched part of it?
If Fred Mertz had had a stroke.
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
If Fred Mertz had had a stroke.
Man, Wolverine’s really let himself go.
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Man, Wolverine’s really let himself go.
I for one welcome our new avian overlords.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I for one welcome our new avian overlords.
Wait, this guy is the German Chancellor?
January 21, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Wait, this guy is the German Chancellor?
I for one welcome our new bovine overlords.
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I for one welcome our new bovine overlords.
Is “Shiver” short for “Shiver Me Timbers?”
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Is “Shiver” short for “Shiver Me Timbers?”
I tried painting a parrot once. Damn thing wouldn’t stay still. Kept squawking and flapping its wings.
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I tried painting a parrot once. Damn thing wouldn’t stay still. Kept squawking and flapping its wings.
I had no idea Dilbert was so tall.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I had no idea Dilbert was so tall.
Optimus Subprime
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Optimus Subprime
What, no BREAKIN’ II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, the GODFATHER II of breakdancing cinema?
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
What, no BREAKIN’ II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, the GODFATHER II of breakdancing cinema?
Branch? It’s more like a twig.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Branch? It’s more like a twig.
Having a Brazilian wax just to peel something.
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Having a Brazilian wax just to peel something.
Even Millard Fillmore?
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Even Millard Fillmore?
Grateful Dead Kennedys
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Grateful Dead Kennedys
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
Hundreds of Beavers
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hundreds of Beavers
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn