Tom Worsley
@tomworsley1984.bsky.social
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Comedy writer. Rep'd by JFL. BBC Writersroom Scottish Voices 18/19. TV, radio, kids + Big Finish pilot coming soon! www.linktr.ee/tomworsley www.tomworsley.co.uk
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🚨SHARED DRIVE - an audio sketch pilot!🚨

Available NOW! 🔥

🔊Spotify
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🔊Acast
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🔊 Apple
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🔊 Pocketcasts
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(or search "Shared Drive sketch show" wherever you get your podcasts)
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No one, ever:
Ohhh sorry I thought meant Jurgen Zopp, the former world number 71 Estonian tennis player.
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"Tommy fixed the ceiling..."

Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍
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"Tommy fixed the ceiling..."

Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍
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Oh I am so sorry to hear that. What an amazing black and white photo that is.
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Again, Skinner at his best: "They were scattered down there, he wasn't just fucking about with the electrics."
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Someone called Destry Spielberg has a film out. What a coincidence she has the exact same unusual surname of the most famous movie maker on the planet. Mad.
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I'm sorry but can you imagine living here? Every morning you open your curtains and WEETABIX. Shaking as you go down for breakfast, too scared to have toast lest your Weetabix overlord destroys you.
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Everytime on The Chase when it's the final round:

Contestants' set: In which year was the Saimaa Canal inaugurated?

The Chaser's set: What day is it?
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Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.

"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"
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There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
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Reform have announced their ice cream policy I see.
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tomworsley1984.bsky.social
🚨SHARED DRIVE - an audio sketch pilot!🚨

Available NOW! 🔥

🔊Spotify
open.spotify.com/episode/5IvL...

🔊Acast
shows.acast.com/66dd972d3723...

🔊 Apple
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

🔊 Pocketcasts
pca.st/episode/0d5c...

(or search "Shared Drive sketch show" wherever you get your podcasts)
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As it's ITV's 70th anniversary we must take the time to remember the greatest YouTube comment of all time.
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Tylenol was always one of those American things you didn't know what it was. Like Twinkies and Pottery Barn and Ted Koppel and whatever the hell a caucus is.
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Yeah, I just checked as I wasn't sure. It has a cool American name that makes you feel like you're in a film. Paracetemol just makes me think of my mum crushing a tablet up for me when I had a headache aged 12.
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Bob Dole. Johnny Unitas. The first 10 years of the Simpsons is basically a handy encyclopedia of US popular, political and sporting culture.
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Tylenol was always one of those American things you didn't know what it was. Like Twinkies and Pottery Barn and Ted Koppel and whatever the hell a caucus is.
tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Reform have announced their ice cream policy I see.
tomworsley1984.bsky.social
As it's ITV's 70th anniversary we must take the time to remember the greatest YouTube comment of all time.
tomworsley1984.bsky.social
There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.
tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Portsmouth have a player who looks like the FIFA version of Keiran Trippier.

And a player called Terry Devlin, who surely played for QPR in 1976. Or was a character in an episode of The Sweeney.
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Ref cam has a 'series 1 Peep Show' vibe.
#ARSNFO