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bro WHAT is this drunk text i sent my colleague
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
bro WHAT is this drunk text i sent my colleague
this is my gimmick metal band >be me and yes you have to pronounce the bracket. all our song lyrics are greentext circa 2008. do we say the slurs? well,
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
this is my gimmick metal band >be me and yes you have to pronounce the bracket. all our song lyrics are greentext circa 2008. do we say the slurs? well,
everyone's favourite alleged quebecois alleged wife murderer has embarrassed himself yet again
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
everyone's favourite alleged quebecois alleged wife murderer has embarrassed himself yet again
i think wyoming would be a shock to the american mind
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i think wyoming would be a shock to the american mind
"i'm gonna google 'pizza,' babe, and we're just gonna see what happens"
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"i'm gonna google 'pizza,' babe, and we're just gonna see what happens"
gone off that itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
gone off that itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
it's my dad's birthday i'm doing my chores martini drunk
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
it's my dad's birthday i'm doing my chores martini drunk
retvrn to tradition (ending an argument with "put that in your pipe and smoke it")
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
retvrn to tradition (ending an argument with "put that in your pipe and smoke it")
picked up a $600-800 walkman in the hallway yday that was gonna get thrown away??? also some cool reference books. love my dept
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
picked up a $600-800 walkman in the hallway yday that was gonna get thrown away??? also some cool reference books. love my dept
idk why i brought a litre of water to the radiology department like this kidney ultrasound is a competition (it is)
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
idk why i brought a litre of water to the radiology department like this kidney ultrasound is a competition (it is)
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Meet n fuck: despotic monarchy
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Meet n fuck: despotic monarchy
getting close to people is scary! phonetics exam is scary! i want to bake to cope but i
have deadlines
have deadlines
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
getting close to people is scary! phonetics exam is scary! i want to bake to cope but i
have deadlines
have deadlines
can't wait for the day i open up a draft for a manuscript and start typing "soyjack.party (henceforth "the Sharty")
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
can't wait for the day i open up a draft for a manuscript and start typing "soyjack.party (henceforth "the Sharty")
asked my boyfriend to describe a saw trap to see if he remembered
"um... he was in a predicament"
"um... he was in a predicament"
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
asked my boyfriend to describe a saw trap to see if he remembered
"um... he was in a predicament"
"um... he was in a predicament"
ab to be me tomorrow (i am going to hell)
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ab to be me tomorrow (i am going to hell)
tagging today before i get into next week's readings
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
tagging today before i get into next week's readings
i'm such a catch actually
October 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i'm such a catch actually
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share to save them ignore and they perish
September 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
share to save them ignore and they perish
giggling into my sleeve and kicking my feet back and forth
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
giggling into my sleeve and kicking my feet back and forth
aaaaaahahahaha oh no i have a crush
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
aaaaaahahahaha oh no i have a crush
anyway this edible got me so confident i feel like anyone i'm going out with is auditioning to be my partner. but also i only put people who specify long term monog relationship so they basically are
September 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
anyway this edible got me so confident i feel like anyone i'm going out with is auditioning to be my partner. but also i only put people who specify long term monog relationship so they basically are
ruh roh raggy . im roking reed
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ruh roh raggy . im roking reed
g*d help me i'm hitting on a guy who finished infinite jest
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
g*d help me i'm hitting on a guy who finished infinite jest