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me and @andrypete.bsky.social and my rich inner voice
July 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
you wanna get me in my polo shirt? @andrypete.bsky.social @kimpetras.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
is swiper a queer icon
June 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
came back on here to let you all know i’m watching miss rachel talk about palestine at 2x speed
June 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i’d like to advise my massive following to NOT click on any of the hashtags from my previous post. i’m sorry #regrets #gaymenmakemistakestoo
May 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
back on bluesky. wish they’d add some sort of dating app feature so i’d come back more. dl trade anyone? #gay #instagay #blueskygay #hung #uc #looking #hotman #hotgayman #hotgaygreekman
May 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
friday april 17: the insatiable urge for pink dick continues
April 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
girl, you walk like a WITCH. when i was 10 someone said that

-elphaba
April 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i guess i prefer incels going to the minecraft movie rather than entering alt right extremist spaces. but it’s still pretty annoying…
April 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i’ve got nothing on but the radio (and it’s NPR. so sit your white ass down. shut up. and listen)
April 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
accidentally saw my neighbor changing in her window
April 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
why is blackstreet so against diggity #nodiggity #nodoubt
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
😳🫣🫢 <— me when my rich inner dialogue describes someone as “microcephalic”
March 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
directly talking to my sister for the first time in two months since we got in a fight and it’s a cat video
March 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
sometimes you feel like you lead a boring life. and sometimes it’s saturday night and you run physically into the man you spent the night with three years ago who has a poop fetish
March 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
thinking about how one of my friends thought selena gomez was part indian because “come and get it” sounds like a bollywood song
March 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
showed my new italian coworker melodrama by lorde. i think i broke him
March 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i smoke a tiny bit of weed and suddenly i’m about to cry journaling about the emotional plight of chuckle from RUGRATS
March 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
would put my tongue anywhere on his body. i draw the line at avocado
March 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
dialectics of caesar salad: a thesis submitted to the university of minnesota in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the degree of doctor of philosophy
March 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the couple that hates together stays together
March 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
cant talk i’m intimidating the inquisition
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
immune system dealing with a triple threat tonight (sudafed, hot tea, and marijuana)
March 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the pot giveth and the pot taketh away
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
tonight? i’ll do anything. i’ll go cliff jumping. i’ll go bar hopping. i’ll meet the fucking president (well not this one. but you get it)
February 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM