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@tonguemaster5000.bsky.social
Mid-40’s male
UK
NSFW
Featuring penis.
Say hello, I don’t bite…..except for that one time
UK
NSFW
Featuring penis.
Say hello, I don’t bite…..except for that one time
Because I need to climb a fucking clif face
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Because I need to climb a fucking clif face
Let’s tout it around some smut publishers. It’ll be a guaranteed turn-off 🤣🤣🤣
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Let’s tout it around some smut publishers. It’ll be a guaranteed turn-off 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a bestseller
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sounds like a bestseller
What I love is that people still can’t spot AI despite the 17 fingers and extra legs.
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
What I love is that people still can’t spot AI despite the 17 fingers and extra legs.
Aka “Ai enhancements”? Where do I sign up?
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Aka “Ai enhancements”? Where do I sign up?
I’m crestfallen…. what kind of impossible body standard am I going to look up to now?
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’m crestfallen…. what kind of impossible body standard am I going to look up to now?
All those ripped guys that conveniently have 10” cocks and an 8-pack? Are you telling me they’re fake??
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
All those ripped guys that conveniently have 10” cocks and an 8-pack? Are you telling me they’re fake??
A little more full-on than “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus 🎵” 😁
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A little more full-on than “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus 🎵” 😁
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December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Or if they could invent an edging championships 😈
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Or if they could invent an edging championships 😈
I mean, wouldn’t it be great to be able to lay around naked all day just enjoying ourselves?
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I mean, wouldn’t it be great to be able to lay around naked all day just enjoying ourselves?
I’ve been attempting to start edging, but so far have been disturbed by important emails, essential shopping excursions and mail deliveries for somebody else in the building…..
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’ve been attempting to start edging, but so far have been disturbed by important emails, essential shopping excursions and mail deliveries for somebody else in the building…..
I should buy a desk….
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I should buy a desk….
