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Tonic Water
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“The secrets of the universe, as decoded by the unhinged.” 🩹
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Gotta bring back this bad boy
Meme poking fun at Pete Buttigieg: Him, wearing a white button-up shirt and dark tie, holding a marker and standing in front of a dry-erase board: “what if we rage on behalf of the machine”
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Quasimodo from Disney’s “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”, except he has been made sluttier. He’s not wearing pants and his tunic bodysuit thing is riding up, revealing his cakes as he looks longing over his shoulder at the viewer.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Every day I come across someone who makes more money than I could dream of seeing. And every day it reinforces my loathing of capitalism.
Sassy Gay Friend, talking about Juliet: “She’s a stupid bitch.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Please welcome to the stage, my drag sister,
Ad for the lyric Lyric Opera of Chicago; a bald dude with glasses conducting Carl Off’s “Carmina Burana”
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Post from twitter account @hermit_hwarang on 6/14/2021: “american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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“it can only good happen.”
The aliens from “Toy Story,” inside the claw machine and staring with their three eyes each directly at the camera.
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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“Oh, no!!! Somebody did a transgender antifa!! What is my little crybaby bitch-ass going to do?!”
The best pie that has ever been baked, with the words “FUCK YOU” pressed into the top.
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Tweed-zats Haderach
Timothée Chalamet wearing tweed and looking like the wistful twink he plays so well.
August 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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how do you do, fellow kids?!
reheated nachos, anyone?
Definitely not Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock posing as a youth: he’s not wearing a backwards cap and holding a skateboard over his shoulder
July 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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yeah we “won” the Cold War

whatever you need to tell yourself, girl
An LA Dodgers hat with the “LA” logo and “BUBU” embroidered next to it as a subscript.
July 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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it’s fine, I’m fine, you’re fine
Hierarchy of needs pyramid shades all one color (pink) and bold black text that says “ki** twink with rock” **[kiss, not kill]
July 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Wouldn’t it be crazy if “Child’s Play” Chucky’s Appalachian incel cousin became president
Chucky from Child’s Play’s Appalachian incel cousin, Josiah Diberius Vance.
July 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Slowly breaking through the daylight
Chris Martin from Coldplay with a sexy facial expression
July 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

JUSTLISTENTOTHERHYTHMOFMYHEART
Pink bitch ejaculating
July 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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SHE’S MY AGE

DID SHE TELL YOU THAT
Linda Cardellini and her fuck-ass perm as Chutney Windham in “Legally Blonde”
July 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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“FIYAH!”
Still from the OG “Muffins” video on YouTube - that bitch with the glasses and wig holding a muffin with burning paper sticking out of it : “Fiyahhhh 🔥 “
June 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Frame of a cartoon showing a conversation between a peasant and a smug reply-guy Peasant: “We should improve society somewhat.” Guy: “You you *participate* in society. Very curious! … I am very intelligent.”
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
James Cromwell as the farmer in “Babe,” looking pleased with the hog extraordinaire.
June 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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“Do yo thang, honey!”
Christina Aguilera, wearing white high-waisted pants and a gold top, plus a sailor’s cap. She’s saluting the audience and probably performing her song, “Candyman.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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🤧
Dramatic film montage of beautiful, suffering woman (Me, played by Trisha Paytas)
May 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Try again
Pop Base skeet about The Devil Wears Prada 2: it includes a still from the first film, in which the female leads have huge naturals.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Seriously
Pop Base skeet about The Devil Wears Prada 2: it includes a still from the first film, in which the female leads have huge naturals.
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Carl Bismarck holding a red solo cup and firing a pistol into the air
May 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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boy when you’re with me
I’ll take you to space
we’ll talk shit on Elon every day
Weightless Kitty Purry holding a daisy above the Karman Line.
May 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Simpsons “Don’t make me tap the sign” meme: “UNDER INTERNATIONAL LAW, PEOPLE LIVING UNDER OCCUPATION HAVE THE RIGHT TO RESIST, EVEN BY USING VIOLENCE”
May 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM