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no better time to find out if moral skepticism is self refuting than 12:59 AM
October 24, 2023 at 7:59 AM
no better time to find out if moral skepticism is self refuting than 12:59 AM
just dissected this little freak’s stomach because i lost a ring and he was the first to blame.
September 25, 2023 at 6:48 PM
just dissected this little freak’s stomach because i lost a ring and he was the first to blame.
they’re saying lounging in a leather chair under lamplight reading a good book is coming back in a major way
September 25, 2023 at 12:09 AM
they’re saying lounging in a leather chair under lamplight reading a good book is coming back in a major way
when i met lil baby i already had four pockets full 🫃
September 24, 2023 at 7:45 PM
when i met lil baby i already had four pockets full 🫃
roomba remotes should have a button where they kill themselves
September 23, 2023 at 5:37 AM
roomba remotes should have a button where they kill themselves
i know way too many squidwards here right now that i didn’t know last year. who the kelp are y’all.
September 11, 2023 at 3:18 AM
i know way too many squidwards here right now that i didn’t know last year. who the kelp are y’all.
back in college i used to smoke
with this theatre major sometimes and anytime he'd hit it he'd say something weird like “uh oh hope this isn't the gay blunt" and then ten minutes later he'd have his arm around you
with this theatre major sometimes and anytime he'd hit it he'd say something weird like “uh oh hope this isn't the gay blunt" and then ten minutes later he'd have his arm around you
September 8, 2023 at 8:52 PM
back in college i used to smoke
with this theatre major sometimes and anytime he'd hit it he'd say something weird like “uh oh hope this isn't the gay blunt" and then ten minutes later he'd have his arm around you
with this theatre major sometimes and anytime he'd hit it he'd say something weird like “uh oh hope this isn't the gay blunt" and then ten minutes later he'd have his arm around you
when i have to kill the roomba because i feel like it ☹️
September 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM
when i have to kill the roomba because i feel like it ☹️
feeling like steph the way i cooked up this curry for lunch
(armed militia swarms my house and demands i exit with my hands up in russian)
(armed militia swarms my house and demands i exit with my hands up in russian)
August 29, 2023 at 8:53 PM
feeling like steph the way i cooked up this curry for lunch
(armed militia swarms my house and demands i exit with my hands up in russian)
(armed militia swarms my house and demands i exit with my hands up in russian)
i got me some fedex i got me some cake! i got me some ups i got me a freight!
August 4, 2023 at 8:11 PM
i got me some fedex i got me some cake! i got me some ups i got me a freight!
when the wood hits back
July 23, 2023 at 6:13 AM
when the wood hits back
at my oppenheimer screening saying shit like “boom shakalaka! that’s gotta hurt!” during the bomb dropping scenes
July 20, 2023 at 10:33 PM
at my oppenheimer screening saying shit like “boom shakalaka! that’s gotta hurt!” during the bomb dropping scenes
do NOT get the california burrito from the Crazy Tacos food truck in DTLA
July 8, 2023 at 7:47 PM
do NOT get the california burrito from the Crazy Tacos food truck in DTLA
i got benjamin button disease so many benjamins can’t button my jeans
𝘙𝘦-𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘚𝘬𝘺 7,627 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.
𝘙𝘦-𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘚𝘬𝘺 7,627 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.
July 6, 2023 at 9:00 PM
i got benjamin button disease so many benjamins can’t button my jeans
𝘙𝘦-𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘚𝘬𝘺 7,627 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.
𝘙𝘦-𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘚𝘬𝘺 7,627 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.
i’ll think about posting on threads the day they allow me to advocate for e**n m**k getting done in the middle of broad daylight
July 6, 2023 at 8:52 PM
i’ll think about posting on threads the day they allow me to advocate for e**n m**k getting done in the middle of broad daylight
granny seen my cup i done lied said it’s prune juice 😣 i threw the deuce sign when i blew through 🚙💨
July 5, 2023 at 9:14 PM
granny seen my cup i done lied said it’s prune juice 😣 i threw the deuce sign when i blew through 🚙💨
feel like a proud dad when i watch youtube 😏 i even had some CEOs copy my moves 🕺🏼
July 2, 2023 at 9:58 PM
feel like a proud dad when i watch youtube 😏 i even had some CEOs copy my moves 🕺🏼
fifty dollars for two poorly made lattes and breakfast sandwiches. LA is the greatest city on the planet.
July 2, 2023 at 7:48 PM
fifty dollars for two poorly made lattes and breakfast sandwiches. LA is the greatest city on the planet.
whole foods is the vibe when grocery shopping is the mood
July 2, 2023 at 12:00 AM
whole foods is the vibe when grocery shopping is the mood