Tonk
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Tonk
@tonkerthomas.bsky.social
Lifelong Jeff. Co-host of Ambridge on the Couch podcast. Voice of Febreze of Felpersham. 50% Scottish, 50% German, 50% Dutch. Pie curious.
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I've seen worse rampages for the toaster in a hotel buffet...🙄.
I wonder was there a clue when George noted the fancy wheels that almost knocked him down.? Could Amber's Dad be the culprit????
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Marky's mob?
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Honestly, if it were a chore we might take a week or two off, but we love doing it and you all always make it worthwhile. Happy New Year!
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
1 WAR costs $6-8MM, on average. Happ has been worth 6.4 fWAR over the last two years, and has cost $42MM, or $6.56MM/WAR. He gives you 20-odd homers, 80-odd RBI and statistically speaking, the best D from a full-time LF in the NL. Year in, year out. Odd place to start picking a fight, tbh.
October 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Thank you very much! Lucy's writing does the heavy lifting, though. 😘
July 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Fuck my old boots
July 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I didn't! I didn't have anything at Margie's - although I may have sampled other people's bananas.
July 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I'm being a typical TAXOLIB HOMOCRAT and watching an illegal stream
July 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hello old son, just checking in to make sure you're a) watching the Cubs game and b) getting well and truly fucked
July 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jesus wept
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What, no TenaLady™?
July 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
As Chuck Dickens pointed out, PCA is also on course for a record-setting wFYC+.
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I was thinking about this just the other day. Margie's appeared on "The Bear" and I was reminiscing fondly over just how right Real Life Chuck can be. On the other hand, PCA is now on pace for:

119 runs
38 2B
42 HR
133 RBI
49 SB

... and a hair shy of 10 fWAR

IRL Chuck >>>>> Internet Chuck
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
No, I didn't think so. You bloody well *ought* to be, though.
April 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I expect you're feeling a bit silly about this, now, Chuck, right?
April 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hope you're thoroughly ashamed of yourself
April 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Talk of this day will be passed down in hushed tones from generation to generation. Where were you when the Ominbus dropped early? #TheArchers
April 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
We're staying *just* outside Bayeux and I'm running in every morning to get bread and pastry. Just about evening out, I reckon.
October 16, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Ta, Chuck. xxx
October 12, 2023 at 9:37 PM