Tony Carson
@tonycarson.bsky.social
We feed people and Foxes in York, North Yorkshire
When I ran a Pub in the UK we used it all the time. Party because it Preserved the bar profits and partly because our chef wouldn't drink which in turn increased kitchen profits!
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
When I ran a Pub in the UK we used it all the time. Party because it Preserved the bar profits and partly because our chef wouldn't drink which in turn increased kitchen profits!
I'm guessing that the author of this post forgot to take their medication?
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I'm guessing that the author of this post forgot to take their medication?
Well it wouldn't if folk just stopped thinking that driving was a right. Perhaps they need a bit more incentive? Like "If you drive trips less than 2 miles we boil your children in tar"? Might work
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Well it wouldn't if folk just stopped thinking that driving was a right. Perhaps they need a bit more incentive? Like "If you drive trips less than 2 miles we boil your children in tar"? Might work
We have a Cat. If it approaches 4am and there is no food available sleep is no-longer an option!
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
We have a Cat. If it approaches 4am and there is no food available sleep is no-longer an option!
Then die and record it......
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Then die and record it......
I'm pretty sure there is medication for this sort of thing?
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm pretty sure there is medication for this sort of thing?
Thankfully we don't have them in the UK. I find walking or cycling does the job. I don't need to travel outside of about 4 miles of my home location.
December 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Thankfully we don't have them in the UK. I find walking or cycling does the job. I don't need to travel outside of about 4 miles of my home location.
Topped , topped and topped again. New word for you I guess?
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Topped , topped and topped again. New word for you I guess?
OK I broke the 100Mb limit, must try harder.....
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK I broke the 100Mb limit, must try harder.....
I can feel the motion sickness already...
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I can feel the motion sickness already...
Pineapple? However. That's more Vogon than any human religion, surely?!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pineapple? However. That's more Vogon than any human religion, surely?!!!!!!
We don't trust you any more. Fix your own sxxt and then we might talk? We could send the SAS in to fix it for you. But that's how America works and we're not like that. So do one. See ya!
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We don't trust you any more. Fix your own sxxt and then we might talk? We could send the SAS in to fix it for you. But that's how America works and we're not like that. So do one. See ya!
Have you taken your medication today? Sort your own sxxt out, you caused it. We could send the SAS in and kill him for you. But we're just not as American as you lot.....
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Have you taken your medication today? Sort your own sxxt out, you caused it. We could send the SAS in and kill him for you. But we're just not as American as you lot.....
Here's a better way. Don't be a fxxkin stoner.
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Here's a better way. Don't be a fxxkin stoner.
Well at a push I guess the UK could send the SAS in to kill your president? But unless you all learn to behave like reasonable humans and stop voting for a dickhead, why should we?
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well at a push I guess the UK could send the SAS in to kill your president? But unless you all learn to behave like reasonable humans and stop voting for a dickhead, why should we?
Or eaier than knowing Pi to 128 numbers after the point I guess?
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Or eaier than knowing Pi to 128 numbers after the point I guess?
It's call revolution. A bit messy, but general worthwhile.
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's call revolution. A bit messy, but general worthwhile.
You really shouldn't eat dogs, they are lovable fury friends.... Seemingly, unlike you!
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You really shouldn't eat dogs, they are lovable fury friends.... Seemingly, unlike you!
This dude probably needs to speak to his private doctor about the medication he's on. 70 MPH on a bike? Perhaps it's a long standing LSD gig?!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This dude probably needs to speak to his private doctor about the medication he's on. 70 MPH on a bike? Perhaps it's a long standing LSD gig?!!!!!!!!!!