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Melanie headlined* that year - bit risky singing Brand New Key in *checks notes* Wurzel country. Maybe that's why she then wrote "What have they done to my song, ma?"
* So did Incantation but you wouldn't want a pan pipe up your nose you'd sound like a Peruvian market
* So did Incantation but you wouldn't want a pan pipe up your nose you'd sound like a Peruvian market
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Melanie headlined* that year - bit risky singing Brand New Key in *checks notes* Wurzel country. Maybe that's why she then wrote "What have they done to my song, ma?"
* So did Incantation but you wouldn't want a pan pipe up your nose you'd sound like a Peruvian market
* So did Incantation but you wouldn't want a pan pipe up your nose you'd sound like a Peruvian market
And potatoes are useful
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
And potatoes are useful
It's the crown jewel of puddings
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It's the crown jewel of puddings
"You're all adults, you don't need to put your hand up. Just go"
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"You're all adults, you don't need to put your hand up. Just go"
She had to laugh? Who was forcing her to and why
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
She had to laugh? Who was forcing her to and why
It sounds like a Putin is something that's full of shit...
* need to check my door handles now *
* need to check my door handles now *
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It sounds like a Putin is something that's full of shit...
* need to check my door handles now *
* need to check my door handles now *
Wake them up then. It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday...
And now you've been Piano Man earwormed
And now you've been Piano Man earwormed
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Wake them up then. It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday...
And now you've been Piano Man earwormed
And now you've been Piano Man earwormed
Have a look to see if you can find Bill Drummond - you've got The FLF and he's got The KLF...
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Have a look to see if you can find Bill Drummond - you've got The FLF and he's got The KLF...
I've said Amazeballs once, and stopped the car to do so...
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I've said Amazeballs once, and stopped the car to do so...
ROFL...
Or should the last one be ROLF 😲
Or should the last one be ROLF 😲
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
ROFL...
Or should the last one be ROLF 😲
Or should the last one be ROLF 😲
Hopefully his trombone wasn't rusty 😲😂🤮
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hopefully his trombone wasn't rusty 😲😂🤮
Hasn't Russia already got control of some of that eastern seaboard region already? Sort of around the Maryland/Virginia/Delaware border area!
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hasn't Russia already got control of some of that eastern seaboard region already? Sort of around the Maryland/Virginia/Delaware border area!
"some"? Does that mean there are people who think he's a good actor?
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"some"? Does that mean there are people who think he's a good actor?
Apparently he wants a sign that says the bus lane is 24 hour operation whilst pointing at a *checks Highway Code* sign that does exactly that.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Apparently he wants a sign that says the bus lane is 24 hour operation whilst pointing at a *checks Highway Code* sign that does exactly that.
I was offered semi-skimmed milk and stupidly said yes and watched in horror as he levelled off my coffee with his partially erect penis
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I was offered semi-skimmed milk and stupidly said yes and watched in horror as he levelled off my coffee with his partially erect penis
100 euros? For that price in duty free it must only be visible under an electron microscope!!!
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
100 euros? For that price in duty free it must only be visible under an electron microscope!!!
I got left a load of fanny farts in my granny's will. I think she got the wrong meaning of bequeathed
September 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I got left a load of fanny farts in my granny's will. I think she got the wrong meaning of bequeathed
Mary Hinge was the name that Kenny Everett wanted to call one of his characters but the prudes at the BBC worked out it was a spoonerism and told him he couldn't use it. So he changed it to Cupid Stunt and that one got by them!
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Mary Hinge was the name that Kenny Everett wanted to call one of his characters but the prudes at the BBC worked out it was a spoonerism and told him he couldn't use it. So he changed it to Cupid Stunt and that one got by them!
I just went to his YouTube page, clicked videos, saw the latest thumbnail, haven't clicked it and got "Take Home a Gino Ginelli Ice Cream" instantly earworming - it's been 30 plus years so why is it still in my fecking head!!
June 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I just went to his YouTube page, clicked videos, saw the latest thumbnail, haven't clicked it and got "Take Home a Gino Ginelli Ice Cream" instantly earworming - it's been 30 plus years so why is it still in my fecking head!!
At a roadhouse off the Stuart Highway somewhere close to Alice Springs there were toilet doors without any iconography and only the phrases "Drip Dry" and "Flip Dry" on the doors. I was most taken aback by this as surely any Aussie worth his salt would have done "Drippo" and "Flippo"
June 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
At a roadhouse off the Stuart Highway somewhere close to Alice Springs there were toilet doors without any iconography and only the phrases "Drip Dry" and "Flip Dry" on the doors. I was most taken aback by this as surely any Aussie worth his salt would have done "Drippo" and "Flippo"
Who on earth would call a penis fabulous anyway? It's functional and if it were fabulous you'd get people getting them out in public one-upping each other and we don't want that 😲😂
June 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Who on earth would call a penis fabulous anyway? It's functional and if it were fabulous you'd get people getting them out in public one-upping each other and we don't want that 😲😂
How about having "vaginal emergence anniversary" or "abdominal emergence anniversary" ? 🤷♂️
June 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How about having "vaginal emergence anniversary" or "abdominal emergence anniversary" ? 🤷♂️
I don't like Mondays...
Although I didn't shoot a load of school kids
Although I didn't shoot a load of school kids
May 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I don't like Mondays...
Although I didn't shoot a load of school kids
Although I didn't shoot a load of school kids