Tony Murray
@tonymurray.bsky.social
Hong Kong resident, Manchester-born. Hates everybody. Except, possibly, you.
After I posted this today, Facebook told me they would no longer be reccomending my profile.
They didn't explain why.
They didn't explain why.
June 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
After I posted this today, Facebook told me they would no longer be reccomending my profile.
They didn't explain why.
They didn't explain why.
My big money-making idea for today is a proprietary new website that combines saucy moonlighting gym teachers and bestiality...
OnlyFans and Horses
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
OnlyFans and Horses
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
April 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My big money-making idea for today is a proprietary new website that combines saucy moonlighting gym teachers and bestiality...
OnlyFans and Horses
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
OnlyFans and Horses
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
Pointless Political Jargon Dubiously Demystified: Number 1
"Today, we're going to have a look through the Overton Window..."
(Coming Soon: "Freddy Dunning-Kruger: The Shit Serial Killer Who Thinks He Could Out-Massacre Michael Myers)
"Today, we're going to have a look through the Overton Window..."
(Coming Soon: "Freddy Dunning-Kruger: The Shit Serial Killer Who Thinks He Could Out-Massacre Michael Myers)
April 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Pointless Political Jargon Dubiously Demystified: Number 1
"Today, we're going to have a look through the Overton Window..."
(Coming Soon: "Freddy Dunning-Kruger: The Shit Serial Killer Who Thinks He Could Out-Massacre Michael Myers)
"Today, we're going to have a look through the Overton Window..."
(Coming Soon: "Freddy Dunning-Kruger: The Shit Serial Killer Who Thinks He Could Out-Massacre Michael Myers)
Me...
...when a longstanding chum suddenly outs themselves online as a Trump-loving vaccine-denier...
...when a longstanding chum suddenly outs themselves online as a Trump-loving vaccine-denier...
March 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me...
...when a longstanding chum suddenly outs themselves online as a Trump-loving vaccine-denier...
...when a longstanding chum suddenly outs themselves online as a Trump-loving vaccine-denier...
Trump's behaviour is always idiotically idiosyncratic.
Whenever he enters the orbit of Putin, though, there is a gravitational pull that distorts it beyond its usual moronic trajectory.
The 'kompromat' theory has conspiracy written all over it, but where else does reverse engineering take you?
Whenever he enters the orbit of Putin, though, there is a gravitational pull that distorts it beyond its usual moronic trajectory.
The 'kompromat' theory has conspiracy written all over it, but where else does reverse engineering take you?
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Trump's behaviour is always idiotically idiosyncratic.
Whenever he enters the orbit of Putin, though, there is a gravitational pull that distorts it beyond its usual moronic trajectory.
The 'kompromat' theory has conspiracy written all over it, but where else does reverse engineering take you?
Whenever he enters the orbit of Putin, though, there is a gravitational pull that distorts it beyond its usual moronic trajectory.
The 'kompromat' theory has conspiracy written all over it, but where else does reverse engineering take you?
How I wish 'stagflation' meant an increased risk of, say, giant caribou in the Cotswolds...
Banding together to fight enormous elks (etc) could unite the people of Britain and help heal our Wounded Land.
Banding together to fight enormous elks (etc) could unite the people of Britain and help heal our Wounded Land.
February 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
How I wish 'stagflation' meant an increased risk of, say, giant caribou in the Cotswolds...
Banding together to fight enormous elks (etc) could unite the people of Britain and help heal our Wounded Land.
Banding together to fight enormous elks (etc) could unite the people of Britain and help heal our Wounded Land.
In 1973, On The Buses won an Australian Logie Award for Best British TV Show.
That's quite the indictment for Australia, British TV and 1973.
That's quite the indictment for Australia, British TV and 1973.
February 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
In 1973, On The Buses won an Australian Logie Award for Best British TV Show.
That's quite the indictment for Australia, British TV and 1973.
That's quite the indictment for Australia, British TV and 1973.
Little known facts...
1. A 2025 smartwatch has more processing power than the 1968 mainframe that took Apollo 11 to the moon.
2. The 1974 Whizzer and Chips Annual contains, approximately, 1.8 million times more wisdom and actionable insights than the whole of LinkedIn ever.
1. A 2025 smartwatch has more processing power than the 1968 mainframe that took Apollo 11 to the moon.
2. The 1974 Whizzer and Chips Annual contains, approximately, 1.8 million times more wisdom and actionable insights than the whole of LinkedIn ever.
January 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Little known facts...
1. A 2025 smartwatch has more processing power than the 1968 mainframe that took Apollo 11 to the moon.
2. The 1974 Whizzer and Chips Annual contains, approximately, 1.8 million times more wisdom and actionable insights than the whole of LinkedIn ever.
1. A 2025 smartwatch has more processing power than the 1968 mainframe that took Apollo 11 to the moon.
2. The 1974 Whizzer and Chips Annual contains, approximately, 1.8 million times more wisdom and actionable insights than the whole of LinkedIn ever.
Now that we're deciding how wise folk are purely on the basis of their bank balance, it would be useful if all correspondents here could, in future, attach a recent tax statement so I know whether to take their views seriously or not.
Cheers.
Cheers.
January 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Now that we're deciding how wise folk are purely on the basis of their bank balance, it would be useful if all correspondents here could, in future, attach a recent tax statement so I know whether to take their views seriously or not.
Cheers.
Cheers.
To be fair to Meta (unfashionable!), with its major rival in the White House and a history of Bad Blood, the return of Trump represented an extinction level event for the company.
It won't be the only business, institution or nation forced to compromise itself to survive the next four years.
It won't be the only business, institution or nation forced to compromise itself to survive the next four years.
January 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To be fair to Meta (unfashionable!), with its major rival in the White House and a history of Bad Blood, the return of Trump represented an extinction level event for the company.
It won't be the only business, institution or nation forced to compromise itself to survive the next four years.
It won't be the only business, institution or nation forced to compromise itself to survive the next four years.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned..."
"How, my son?"
"I'm having impure thoughts about Nadine Dorries..."
"Son, there's not enough Hail Mary's in the world to get you off this one. You're off Jesus' Sunbeam List for eternity. You may as well stick a firey trident up your arse right now..."
"How, my son?"
"I'm having impure thoughts about Nadine Dorries..."
"Son, there's not enough Hail Mary's in the world to get you off this one. You're off Jesus' Sunbeam List for eternity. You may as well stick a firey trident up your arse right now..."
December 5, 2024 at 10:21 AM
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned..."
"How, my son?"
"I'm having impure thoughts about Nadine Dorries..."
"Son, there's not enough Hail Mary's in the world to get you off this one. You're off Jesus' Sunbeam List for eternity. You may as well stick a firey trident up your arse right now..."
"How, my son?"
"I'm having impure thoughts about Nadine Dorries..."
"Son, there's not enough Hail Mary's in the world to get you off this one. You're off Jesus' Sunbeam List for eternity. You may as well stick a firey trident up your arse right now..."
If, like me, your view of Ireland is tempered by misty-eyed views of long-dead, never-met rellies, Brexit-busting passport opportunities and bouts of faux St Paddy's prompted patriotism, then this book will be quite the revelation...
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 AM
If, like me, your view of Ireland is tempered by misty-eyed views of long-dead, never-met rellies, Brexit-busting passport opportunities and bouts of faux St Paddy's prompted patriotism, then this book will be quite the revelation...
Gregg Wallace’s mainstream media career is over and everything he says now is his audition for a GB News afterlife, where the perpetually priapic pudding pundit will bravely front the fight against Women of a Certain Kind forevermore.
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Gregg Wallace’s mainstream media career is over and everything he says now is his audition for a GB News afterlife, where the perpetually priapic pudding pundit will bravely front the fight against Women of a Certain Kind forevermore.
Say what you like about Gregg Wallace, but I think we have to acknowledge his sterling work in giving countless HR and PR people on LinkedIn all the material they need to make identical posts over and over again...
December 2, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Say what you like about Gregg Wallace, but I think we have to acknowledge his sterling work in giving countless HR and PR people on LinkedIn all the material they need to make identical posts over and over again...
Right, with Round One seeing the Assisted Dying Bill approved, we're now at the Nomination Stage...
November 30, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Right, with Round One seeing the Assisted Dying Bill approved, we're now at the Nomination Stage...
Cuddly Toy Historic Re-Enactment of the Day: No.1
Culloden.
Culloden.
November 30, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Cuddly Toy Historic Re-Enactment of the Day: No.1
Culloden.
Culloden.
Oh look — an evil being that believes it is the supreme ruler of the galaxy and is destined to subjugate all of Humanity...
And a Dalek.
And a Dalek.
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Oh look — an evil being that believes it is the supreme ruler of the galaxy and is destined to subjugate all of Humanity...
And a Dalek.
And a Dalek.
I don't know about all this Assisted Dying.
Once you get over 60, it seems to come naturally, a little every day.
Plus — does this mean Esther will be the future Reg-Varney-Enfield-Cash-Machine Trivial Pursuits kind of question?
Once you get over 60, it seems to come naturally, a little every day.
Plus — does this mean Esther will be the future Reg-Varney-Enfield-Cash-Machine Trivial Pursuits kind of question?
November 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I don't know about all this Assisted Dying.
Once you get over 60, it seems to come naturally, a little every day.
Plus — does this mean Esther will be the future Reg-Varney-Enfield-Cash-Machine Trivial Pursuits kind of question?
Once you get over 60, it seems to come naturally, a little every day.
Plus — does this mean Esther will be the future Reg-Varney-Enfield-Cash-Machine Trivial Pursuits kind of question?
While we all knew it was theoretically possible, how reassuring it is to see the House of Commons stage a grown-up debate.
Shame we will only ever see it on such rare occasions as the Assisted Dying Bill.
Shame we will only ever see it on such rare occasions as the Assisted Dying Bill.
November 29, 2024 at 10:08 AM
While we all knew it was theoretically possible, how reassuring it is to see the House of Commons stage a grown-up debate.
Shame we will only ever see it on such rare occasions as the Assisted Dying Bill.
Shame we will only ever see it on such rare occasions as the Assisted Dying Bill.
Wherever you stand on the issue, I can’t go over Esther ‘That’s Life’ Rantzen reinventing herself as the (Kindly) Angel of (Assisted) Death.
It’s like discovering the late Arthur Negus was, discreetly, a dab hand at dubstep.
Or that Michael McIntyre once hosted a Comedy Masterclass.
It’s like discovering the late Arthur Negus was, discreetly, a dab hand at dubstep.
Or that Michael McIntyre once hosted a Comedy Masterclass.
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Wherever you stand on the issue, I can’t go over Esther ‘That’s Life’ Rantzen reinventing herself as the (Kindly) Angel of (Assisted) Death.
It’s like discovering the late Arthur Negus was, discreetly, a dab hand at dubstep.
Or that Michael McIntyre once hosted a Comedy Masterclass.
It’s like discovering the late Arthur Negus was, discreetly, a dab hand at dubstep.
Or that Michael McIntyre once hosted a Comedy Masterclass.
Brillo Doctor Who Dad Joke of the Day...
Is it quarter to nine?
Not Yeti!
Thanking you.
Is it quarter to nine?
Not Yeti!
Thanking you.
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Brillo Doctor Who Dad Joke of the Day...
Is it quarter to nine?
Not Yeti!
Thanking you.
Is it quarter to nine?
Not Yeti!
Thanking you.
Even now, the UK retains a civilised veneer...
November 19, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Even now, the UK retains a civilised veneer...