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It’s all about the bike. Designer of stuff. Man of many parts, all of them well-worn.
And the same to you Ken, hope a cracking 2026
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nothing freshening up in a hot pan with some pancetta won’t cure I’m sure
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I have a couple of scraggly looking sprouts I’ve just discovered in the back of the fridge I’m not feeling especially affectionate toward tbh. Help yourself
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’ll be on the fizz to start, white wine and a couple of lagers, red wine and a few Guinness, probably consider some port then a couple of whiskies. The colour of my poo is going to be the least of my worries :)
Have fun :)
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Have a fine old time of things
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Cheese

I’d forgotten to buy the bloody cheese

Christmas is ruined, forget all the presents, the turkey and stuffing.

A house without Cheddar, Brie, Camembert and Stilton means it was all now for nuffing.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I rather enjoyed ‘Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery’
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m no doctor, but I can help thinking that’s not where his jaw should be.
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Ah, thought I remembered if from the book somehow, obviously not! Absolutely loved the book and I thought the series did it justice.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I was too busy laughing at the Bag for Life :)
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I offer up John Dempsey…

With honourable mentions for Peter Beardsley, Nobby Stiles and Bobby Charlton
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A wonderful way for ‘farage’ to meet his maker
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You’re spot on about River, that was the only itch. I really enjoyed the book so was surprised at the reviews, thoroughly enjoy the whole series.
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Finally, one I can remember! I can spring both forwards and backwards so that’s never worked for me.
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I hope you’re happy with how it turned out
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bag for Life had me snorting :) it’s excellent, really enjoyed it. I feel it’s done the book justice :)
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
An old curly wurly stuffed down the side of the sofa?
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM