Paranoia
@toolofparanoia.bsky.social
She/her - 36 - Mini painter (not so much recently 😭) 🖌️ Traditional gamer 🎲 Unforgiven ⚔️ Barn Owl 🦉 Horror Fanatic 🧟 Mecha Enthusiast 🤖
If I had to pick right now what upcoming 40k game I'm going to get day 1, it's probably going to be Dawn of War IV.
Grand strategy is cool, but I like story based missions that can feel like you've made some progress after a couple hours.
Plus my favorite faction is already in the base campaign.
Grand strategy is cool, but I like story based missions that can feel like you've made some progress after a couple hours.
Plus my favorite faction is already in the base campaign.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If I had to pick right now what upcoming 40k game I'm going to get day 1, it's probably going to be Dawn of War IV.
Grand strategy is cool, but I like story based missions that can feel like you've made some progress after a couple hours.
Plus my favorite faction is already in the base campaign.
Grand strategy is cool, but I like story based missions that can feel like you've made some progress after a couple hours.
Plus my favorite faction is already in the base campaign.
Holy shit...
I can't believe Valrak was right.
I can't believe Valrak was right.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Holy shit...
I can't believe Valrak was right.
I can't believe Valrak was right.
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Dear Santa. Please inflict karmatic justice upon the three individuals in this photograph.
Just to be sure...
Just to be sure...
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dear Santa. Please inflict karmatic justice upon the three individuals in this photograph.
Just to be sure...
Just to be sure...
This one started walking towards me cuz they were curious. Probably thought i was gonna feed em.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This one started walking towards me cuz they were curious. Probably thought i was gonna feed em.
Coldest its been in the DMV this time year. Pigeons are staying cozy in the metro.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Coldest its been in the DMV this time year. Pigeons are staying cozy in the metro.
The twitch bot auto modded and deleted my message when I tried to say Adam Sandler's iconic line from Uncut Gems.
"Holy shit I'm gonna cum."
"Holy shit I'm gonna cum."
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The twitch bot auto modded and deleted my message when I tried to say Adam Sandler's iconic line from Uncut Gems.
"Holy shit I'm gonna cum."
"Holy shit I'm gonna cum."
So... new Dawn of War 4 trailer just dropped...
God, I love being a Dark Angels fan.
No matter what gets released, we always be eating good.
Sorry-not sorry to other factions.
But I've needed this. #Dow4
God, I love being a Dark Angels fan.
No matter what gets released, we always be eating good.
Sorry-not sorry to other factions.
But I've needed this. #Dow4
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So... new Dawn of War 4 trailer just dropped...
God, I love being a Dark Angels fan.
No matter what gets released, we always be eating good.
Sorry-not sorry to other factions.
But I've needed this. #Dow4
God, I love being a Dark Angels fan.
No matter what gets released, we always be eating good.
Sorry-not sorry to other factions.
But I've needed this. #Dow4
It's like that one time mainstream media channels reported on the 2015 Umpqua Community College Shooter's 4chan /r9k/ post calling an image of Pepe the Frog with a gun "The Grinch".
Only stupider because a LLM with access to the internet did it.
Only stupider because a LLM with access to the internet did it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's like that one time mainstream media channels reported on the 2015 Umpqua Community College Shooter's 4chan /r9k/ post calling an image of Pepe the Frog with a gun "The Grinch".
Only stupider because a LLM with access to the internet did it.
Only stupider because a LLM with access to the internet did it.
I have a similar picture saved to my home. Shitting on the Confederacy will never not be a knee slappin' good time.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have a similar picture saved to my home. Shitting on the Confederacy will never not be a knee slappin' good time.
Reading Avenging Son today and it got me thinking...
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reading Avenging Son today and it got me thinking...
I found my old Pokemon cards. NPR did a segment a month ago talking about the market for them.
The majority of my holos aren't great. I was a dumb kid and overstuffed my binders or handled them too much.
Some though, I preserved very well.
The majority of my holos aren't great. I was a dumb kid and overstuffed my binders or handled them too much.
Some though, I preserved very well.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I found my old Pokemon cards. NPR did a segment a month ago talking about the market for them.
The majority of my holos aren't great. I was a dumb kid and overstuffed my binders or handled them too much.
Some though, I preserved very well.
The majority of my holos aren't great. I was a dumb kid and overstuffed my binders or handled them too much.
Some though, I preserved very well.
Introduce yourself with four MECHS
(I definitely have a type)
(I definitely have a type)
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Introduce yourself with four MECHS
(I definitely have a type)
(I definitely have a type)
we still have captions on our tvs that my dad used.
So it you didn't know this was Lil Jon on the Macy's day parade, now you know.
So it you didn't know this was Lil Jon on the Macy's day parade, now you know.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
we still have captions on our tvs that my dad used.
So it you didn't know this was Lil Jon on the Macy's day parade, now you know.
So it you didn't know this was Lil Jon on the Macy's day parade, now you know.
Same! I've heard its great. And hilarious
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Same! I've heard its great. And hilarious
ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END!
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END!
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
Me as your bsky therapist
(after you sign the liability waiver)
(after you sign the liability waiver)
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me as your bsky therapist
(after you sign the liability waiver)
(after you sign the liability waiver)
... Thank you... Erebus...
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
... Thank you... Erebus...
Honestly he wouldn't even have to be drunk. The main reason for him not wanting to do it would probably be cause he wouldn't want to hurt Tyrellian, and would probably encourage him to be drunk for the purpose of pain reduction.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Honestly he wouldn't even have to be drunk. The main reason for him not wanting to do it would probably be cause he wouldn't want to hurt Tyrellian, and would probably encourage him to be drunk for the purpose of pain reduction.
Annoyance is long overdue but whose genius idea was it to give Orikan the Diviner a nose divot?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Annoyance is long overdue but whose genius idea was it to give Orikan the Diviner a nose divot?
My wallet is about to become lighter, and my shelves will be more full.
Actually I might keep it on my desk for easy access. Hopefully it fits my big ol' head.
My fellow Unforgiven with income to dispose of and zero shame, pre-order now: www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
Actually I might keep it on my desk for easy access. Hopefully it fits my big ol' head.
My fellow Unforgiven with income to dispose of and zero shame, pre-order now: www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My wallet is about to become lighter, and my shelves will be more full.
Actually I might keep it on my desk for easy access. Hopefully it fits my big ol' head.
My fellow Unforgiven with income to dispose of and zero shame, pre-order now: www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
Actually I might keep it on my desk for easy access. Hopefully it fits my big ol' head.
My fellow Unforgiven with income to dispose of and zero shame, pre-order now: www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...