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'Friends' are a distraction I cannot have.
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
'Friends' are a distraction I cannot have.
Don't let me catch you slacking off again.
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Don't let me catch you slacking off again.
Quota would never be met if I was 'friends' with you.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Quota would never be met if I was 'friends' with you.
The Club President sets a golf ball on the tee.
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The Club President sets a golf ball on the tee.
Here's a real zinger.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Here's a real zinger.
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
Good luck taking this shot.
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Good luck taking this shot.
You're thpinnin' out of control!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
You're thpinnin' out of control!!
The Foreman glares at you.
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The Foreman glares at you.
Faltering? No, I'm not faltering! I'm solid! I swear!
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Faltering? No, I'm not faltering! I'm solid! I swear!
Guess I'll do it myself.
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Guess I'll do it myself.
Let me kick this one in.
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Let me kick this one in.
I'VE got the houthe edge!
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I'VE got the houthe edge!
You look parched. Take this.
February 12, 2026 at 9:35 AM
You look parched. Take this.
Drive them back to the playground.
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Drive them back to the playground.
I heard you Toons like roughhousing, can I play too?
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I heard you Toons like roughhousing, can I play too?
You started this! You can end it at any time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 AM
You started this! You can end it at any time.
Oh goodie. A Toon.
I bet you didn't expect for one of your 'gags' to be used against you.
I bet you didn't expect for one of your 'gags' to be used against you.
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Oh goodie. A Toon.
I bet you didn't expect for one of your 'gags' to be used against you.
I bet you didn't expect for one of your 'gags' to be used against you.
I wouldn't waste water, but you've left me no choice.
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I wouldn't waste water, but you've left me no choice.
Do you like games? How about a round of freeze tag?!
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Do you like games? How about a round of freeze tag?!
Take my iron, but don't dent it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Take my iron, but don't dent it.
No iron will help you now.
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
No iron will help you now.
Do I have to do everything myself?
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Do I have to do everything myself?
There's no overtime pay for you, Toons.
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
There's no overtime pay for you, Toons.
Fool me once...
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Fool me once...