TootBender
@tootbender.bsky.social
I'm unhealthily obsessed with dragons and Astarion. 🔞 Begone children. (21 yrs old.)
Exterminate all natzis
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Exterminate all natzis
I'm gonna ride him
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I'm gonna ride him
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Not in front of the car when he fired, and not injured. Murder. The intent was to kill.
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Not in front of the car when he fired, and not injured. Murder. The intent was to kill.
Is it before or after the tadpole? Because the tadpole nerfed him a lot.
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Is it before or after the tadpole? Because the tadpole nerfed him a lot.
I like to imagine the horse bit his butt cheek a second after the picture was taken and then he starts screeching about why this was a bad idea lmao
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I like to imagine the horse bit his butt cheek a second after the picture was taken and then he starts screeching about why this was a bad idea lmao
I'm 99% sure @rvvensyx.bsky.social traced this.
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'm 99% sure @rvvensyx.bsky.social traced this.
Bonus points if he gets unguligrade legs (hooves) imo
January 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Bonus points if he gets unguligrade legs (hooves) imo
STILL FUCKING WOULD
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
STILL FUCKING WOULD
The Slotsyals are my favorite
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The Slotsyals are my favorite
I have never read any Harry Potter fanfic in my entire life.
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have never read any Harry Potter fanfic in my entire life.
Fangs = more sex appeal.
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Fangs = more sex appeal.
He looks fucking fantastic
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He looks fucking fantastic
Don't forget how obviously worried he gets about Yenna if she is kidnapped despite trying and falling to hide it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Don't forget how obviously worried he gets about Yenna if she is kidnapped despite trying and falling to hide it.
I agree, he just doesn't feel comfortable showing how much he cares unless he's in private with his favorite person.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I agree, he just doesn't feel comfortable showing how much he cares unless he's in private with his favorite person.
Feels like this rn
a man with a beard is talking about destroying the sith and not joining them
ALT: a man with a beard is talking about destroying the sith and not joining them
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Feels like this rn
They do look like they could run on all fours comfortably to me, they have a long body and the arms and legs are roughly equal in length.
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
They do look like they could run on all fours comfortably to me, they have a long body and the arms and legs are roughly equal in length.
I'm sorry you've felt so awful lately.
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm sorry you've felt so awful lately.
Very considerate of him to keep those four nails short. 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Very considerate of him to keep those four nails short. 🥰
Cool, I think my ideal Vampire is a sexy one that has a scary monster-bat form.
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Cool, I think my ideal Vampire is a sexy one that has a scary monster-bat form.
Need to pinch them
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Need to pinch them
So like the membrane equivalent to Golden Eagle wings?
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So like the membrane equivalent to Golden Eagle wings?