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I wish there was a place I could go and bet on a dude fucking an alligator. Sadly it doesnt exist
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I wish there was a place I could go and bet on a dude fucking an alligator. Sadly it doesnt exist
Spending the night watching Showgirls
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Spending the night watching Showgirls
I was on board for Doomsday (for some reason) but with the new trailer nah im good
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was on board for Doomsday (for some reason) but with the new trailer nah im good
No thoughts head empty Dougie Jones
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No thoughts head empty Dougie Jones
Not gonna see Avatar until probably Saturday, but might double feature with Marty Supreme
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not gonna see Avatar until probably Saturday, but might double feature with Marty Supreme
Devastating to hear about James Ransone.
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Devastating to hear about James Ransone.
Thinking about when Vin Diesel pretended he was gonna be in Avatar for a hot minute. Why did he do that lmao
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thinking about when Vin Diesel pretended he was gonna be in Avatar for a hot minute. Why did he do that lmao
Lmao I didnt realize the Melania documentary was Brett Ratners first film in like a decade
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Lmao I didnt realize the Melania documentary was Brett Ratners first film in like a decade
Its Corey Cunningham
Mike P. Nelson's #SilentNightDeadlyNight is now officially CERTIFIED FRESH on Rotten Tomatoes.
See it before Christmas IN THEATERS and find out why!
Get tickets: tickets.sndnmovie.com
See it before Christmas IN THEATERS and find out why!
Get tickets: tickets.sndnmovie.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Its Corey Cunningham
On this day 10 years ago I was set to see Force Awakens with some coworkers after our shift. One of our other coworkers who didnt like Star Wars tried telling me spoilers just to ruin the experience. Fuck you Amy i hope you're doing bad still lol
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
On this day 10 years ago I was set to see Force Awakens with some coworkers after our shift. One of our other coworkers who didnt like Star Wars tried telling me spoilers just to ruin the experience. Fuck you Amy i hope you're doing bad still lol
Feelin good about my top 4 right now!
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Feelin good about my top 4 right now!
Every final boss fight in a video game would be improved with the addition of Live and Learn by Crush 40
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every final boss fight in a video game would be improved with the addition of Live and Learn by Crush 40
What is your favorite Dano role? Personally I always think on The Fablemans. Its such a hard performance to pull off, and Dano puts so much in to it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What is your favorite Dano role? Personally I always think on The Fablemans. Its such a hard performance to pull off, and Dano puts so much in to it
Watched Wicked last night. Fine movie. However I now believe Jeff Goldblum is too much and should be put on ice for 5-10 years
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Watched Wicked last night. Fine movie. However I now believe Jeff Goldblum is too much and should be put on ice for 5-10 years
Interesting things going on in the Boutique Bluray subreddit. A guy posted about a label using AI in the release of an Albert Pyun movie, and the owner of the distribution company called the guy and told him to kill himself
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Interesting things going on in the Boutique Bluray subreddit. A guy posted about a label using AI in the release of an Albert Pyun movie, and the owner of the distribution company called the guy and told him to kill himself
When they say something gashohobic and you hit them with the Butterball stare
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When they say something gashohobic and you hit them with the Butterball stare
Instead of releasing the Trump Phone now they just sell overpriced refurbished Samsung phones that they claim were made in the USA
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Instead of releasing the Trump Phone now they just sell overpriced refurbished Samsung phones that they claim were made in the USA
Watching hentai with the boys
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Watching hentai with the boys
The season of Corey @thejoshofit.bsky.social
FYI: A new trailer for the remake of SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT has arrived, featuring Rohan Campbell as a cheery Christmas killer.
New SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT Trailer Brings A Killer Home For Christmas
A new trailer for the remake of SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT has arrived, featuring Rohan Campbell as a cheery Christmas killer.
dlvr.it
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The season of Corey @thejoshofit.bsky.social
Kid: singing Jingle Bells
Me: Starts singing Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Kid: Dad, thats really funny
Me: Thank you. I made it up right now
Me: Starts singing Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Kid: Dad, thats really funny
Me: Thank you. I made it up right now
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Kid: singing Jingle Bells
Me: Starts singing Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Kid: Dad, thats really funny
Me: Thank you. I made it up right now
Me: Starts singing Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Kid: Dad, thats really funny
Me: Thank you. I made it up right now
Max Landis cameo as his dad during the making of Thriller
Michael Jackson’s nephew Jaafar Jackson as Michael Jackson in the new biopic ‘MICHAEL’
In theaters on April 24, 2026.
In theaters on April 24, 2026.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Max Landis cameo as his dad during the making of Thriller
Its time we bring back Stephen King style language for describing boobs. They're jahoobies now people!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Its time we bring back Stephen King style language for describing boobs. They're jahoobies now people!!
Rest in hell dick
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Rest in hell dick
Brianna Wu? Lindsay Ellis? CTO of Blursky? Idk about all that bub. I just read xmen and jork it
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Brianna Wu? Lindsay Ellis? CTO of Blursky? Idk about all that bub. I just read xmen and jork it