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Online Internet Store | Tangible Objects You Can Really Use! | instagram.com/topatoco | tumblr.horse | Space Potato Owned | Slingin' Merch Since 2004 | AI has no place in art | http://topato.co
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Let your mail carrier know exactly how many situationships you're in with our lovely sets of Valentine's cards! Or send your roommate/enemy (both?) a gift to let them know that they're overdue on rent. We don't really care what you use the cards for, but we care for YOU

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gorgeous set up of various valentine-themed cards. art by Jessica Hayworth, Rob Wilson, Erika Moen, and Rosemary Mosco
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Happy Switched-On Day to our most special Robot Friend @rstevens.bsky.social, built from scratch by a strange child they called "The Chosen One" exactly 667 years ago today! Did you know he once got kicked out of Daft Punk? You'll never guess why. topa.to/rstevens dieselsweeties.com
A terrible looking pixel version next to R Stevens asking 'What about this? Does this look okay?' Diesel Sweeties is © RStevens
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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What a fine day today be! How fine, you ask? Tis be the birth of the finest of us all, Question Hound! Oh QH, only you could convey such a specific feeling that people still regularly reference 13 years later with three simple words.

(art by @squeatly.bsky.social!)
Topato Potato: "I really admire you being on fire for 13 years." Question Hound: "It ain't much but it's honest work." art by Squeatly!
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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A true connoisseur of drawing butts was born today, happy birthday @philmcandrew.bsky.social!!

If you'd like to support him and hang his work in your home you can do that! Right here! Right now. topatoco.com/collections/...
a naked man is flopped over on the ground with a lit firework sticking out of his butt. fireworks explode overhead with text "THIS COUNTRY IS DISGUSTING" art by Phil McAndrew Phil McAndrew's Benign Kingdom cover a bucktoothed worm sticking out of a red and green mottled apple. the worm has a butt, also. art by Phil McAndrew!
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Did you lose something? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social can help.

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two tshirts with a sign of a black cat holding a knife in its mouth. black text says "LOST: CAT - IF FOUND, RUN" art by Jessica Hayworth
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Thank you for all of your support in 2025, here's to a great 2026!!!🥂

We made a small New Year's collection, just in case you want to celebrate with us OwO

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Tomato Potato and Sheriff Pony celebrate! art by @Squeatly
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Did you just come back from a months-long Woods Wander and were shocked to find out today, the day you got back, is Christmas Eve?! Don't worry, we got you. Gift Cards are 15% off for the rest of the day with the code GIFTOFF15. It's like investing, but it's a sure thing, sort of. topa.to/giftcards
Topato is last minute online shopping and everything is sold out! An angry clock mocks his implied ineptitude.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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emoji smiling face with MANY red hearts surrounding it
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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We're not jucking around, we've got NEW items from @missiontozyxx.bsky.social! This merch is in reference to their NEW prequel miniseries, “The Young Old Derf Chronicles”!

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a beautifully lit image of a pint glass and prayer candle-style sticker decals - pint glass designed by Steve Dressler image of three sticker decals in prayer candle-style - art by Steve Argyle image of a sticker sheet with fun Mission to Zyxx-themed stickers
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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That’s a "WRAP"!

Thank you to everyone who ordered from us this season, and remember we’ll always be here any time of the year :)

May your holidays be awesomesauce and filled with epicness,

Love, 𝙏ℴ𝔭𝖆𝐭ℴ 𝑃ℴ𝐭𝖆𝐭ℴ (and the rest of us, too!!!)
Topato Potato in a santa outfit sleeps cutely with many wrapped presents surrounding him on a light pink background
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍

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text: goodbye year of the snake... image: different snake-themed merch available at TopatoCo
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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PAFF STICKS! I mean uh, STAFF PICKS!

There are so, so many items on our website but here are just a few that we at the warehouse really love! Check them out.... if you dare.... 😈

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yellow font with a slightly offset red border reads PAFF STICKS! an image of our website's fine offerings is the background.
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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We got comic books, art books, and even some books WITHOUT pictures (very rare)! These would make great gifts for many different ages, we’d say the range goes from like 1 year old to about 2 million years old? Probably?

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red background hosts a variety of books available on the TopatoCo website
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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the second deadline is upon us.
white text on a black background: Dawn of The Second Day - 48 Hours Remain-
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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If our Gift Getters collection is too large for you, try out our Stocking Stuffers collection on for size! (do you get it. because they are smaller items, like to fit in a stocking?? hey is this thing on????) 🧦

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black text on a blurred out background of festive lights says: STOCKING STUFFERS! STUFF 'EM IN YOUR SOCKS. there is an image of an enamel pin of a sloth lying down that simply says "Mood". There is also an image of a Welcome to Night Vale-themed stocking
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Hello friends, foes, & lovers (👀?), we have our UPDATED Holiday shipping deadlines for you! :) These deadlines will also be available to look at on our website too: topatoco.com/pages/holida...
red text on a yellow background of our 2025 shipping deadlines, text reads: !!!HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES!!! international (non-u.s.): november 24th usps (u.s. orders) ground advantage - 10th usps priority - 12th usps express - 16th ups (u.s. orders): ground: december 12th ups 3-day select & ups 2nd day air - 17th ups next day air - 18th after these dates we cannot guarantee your items will arrive on time! Happy holidays friends, stay safe out there :]
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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We got tons of games and gaming merch that you might be interested in! IF you’re a gamer, of course. only gamers are allowed on our site. (if you can see this post that means YOU are a gamer, whether you like it or not!!!)

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yellow text says GAMES! image has pictures of our various tabletops we offer, puzzles, a deck of cards with cool goblins on them, Slay the Princess and Scarlet Hollow merch, Homestuck dry erase boards, and MORE!
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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We're expecting about 5 inches of snow here at Topato Château so we're having a snow day today! We'll be back to send out your packages tomorrow 🥰💛
Topato Potato (plush form) wrapped in a red/yellow/black bandana propped up against a log in the snow
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Hey, we've seen that image before...

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enamel pin of a corgi dressed like a famous adventurer with a sword in its mouth. pin background says "FETCH QUEST" on sky blue black tee shirt with a dog dressed in a famous adventurer's outfit, dog has a sword it its mouth, text on the shirt says "It's Dangerous To Go Alone (take me)"
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Did you know we are a tiny bitty business? The size of a peanut even? Consider buying from us so that we may grow to the size of a large purple cabbage, or perhaps a bag of Yukon gold potatoes. Maybe the size of a yam? man am I hungry right now...

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a drawn rendition of the TopatoCo warehouse stands unaware to the planetary-sized Topato Potato face looming behind with a wide grin stretching across his face. Magenta text says "Small Business Saturday!!!"
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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🐾 One thing about us artists is that we looooove to draw animals, and we also looooooove to make merch of them! 🐾

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various animal themed merchandise on a greenish-yellow background
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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!!!!!BACK IN STOCK!!!!!

Be a part of the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency you wish to see in the world. Goodness knows we don't have enough of them.

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two people outside wearing sunglasses while very handsomely modeling the VYMGA jacket. one of them is shoving their hand in front of the camera, the other is glancing at you from behind front of a blue jacket that says "Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency" in a badge style
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Can you believe it has been TWENTY-ONE years since TopatoCo started? In @wigu.org 's apartment no less! Now he lives in a parade-sized potato balloon that we can NOT release him from, he keeps asking but oh well!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday to us!
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Ruben Award-winning sci-fi/fantasy webcomic GUNNERKRIGG COURT by @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social continues to be presented in print with LIMITED signed Hardcover and un-signed Softcover editions! Heck, grab all three copies while you're at it!

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Hardcover edition Gunnerkrigg Court volume three by Tom Siddell on a pink and lavender gradient background interior of the hardcover edition of Gunnerkrigg Court volume three signed by Tom Siddell on a pink and lavender gradient background
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Don't talk to me or my son or me and my son or me and my son or me and my son or me and my teenage dirtbag son ever again!

@wheatus.com CDs now available in their store! Along with their corresponding vinyl parents, of course. topatoco.com/collections/...
five vinyl Wheatus records and five cds placed on a red cloth background
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM