Straight and Christian
@topbottoming.bsky.social
Straight Christian hoping to meet other Christian straights. Let’s affirm our love of Jesus together! Gays DNI.
Why are you, as a man?
January 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Why are you, as a man?
Stop asking me to top you you’re scaring the straight boys
November 15, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Stop asking me to top you you’re scaring the straight boys
Picture a straight nonbinary person who has no opposite-gender partners to have sex with and they kill themselves. This is why we need scientists to invent more genders.
November 15, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Picture a straight nonbinary person who has no opposite-gender partners to have sex with and they kill themselves. This is why we need scientists to invent more genders.
What would a bluesky sexyman be? Probably a dog or a bowl of rotten meat or something huh
November 15, 2023 at 6:27 AM
What would a bluesky sexyman be? Probably a dog or a bowl of rotten meat or something huh
Hey can someone make a tumblr sexyman but in real life? I’m trying to see something
November 15, 2023 at 6:26 AM
Hey can someone make a tumblr sexyman but in real life? I’m trying to see something
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Caught my gay roommate looking at straight porn again. What’s he trying to prove?
July 4, 2023 at 9:11 AM
Caught my gay roommate looking at straight porn again. What’s he trying to prove?
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I’m consuming used tampons from the trash at the Pizza Hut. I’m consuming used tampons from the trash at the Taco Bell. I’m consuming used tampons from the trash at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
July 4, 2023 at 9:14 AM
I’m consuming used tampons from the trash at the Pizza Hut. I’m consuming used tampons from the trash at the Taco Bell. I’m consuming used tampons from the trash at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
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If you have tremendous rizz like I do, men will let you push your hand down their throat ane puncture their esophagus. It’s so cool.
July 4, 2023 at 9:23 AM
If you have tremendous rizz like I do, men will let you push your hand down their throat ane puncture their esophagus. It’s so cool.
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Men should allow me to determine whether they’ve indulged in homosexual practices by gauging the elasticity of their butt holes
August 11, 2023 at 5:54 AM
Men should allow me to determine whether they’ve indulged in homosexual practices by gauging the elasticity of their butt holes
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Me when my husband says something
August 24, 2023 at 9:30 AM
Me when my husband says something
Apparently my husband would rather shoot heroin than make love to me. Guess I’m unfuckable
August 29, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Apparently my husband would rather shoot heroin than make love to me. Guess I’m unfuckable
Now that Hater’s Anthem is out it should honestly be topping the charts. Haven’t heard a catchy ass song this real and relevant in a long time
August 29, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Now that Hater’s Anthem is out it should honestly be topping the charts. Haven’t heard a catchy ass song this real and relevant in a long time
Y’all got a candle what smells like manpussy?
August 29, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Y’all got a candle what smells like manpussy?
My flirting strategy is to ignore a guy for the first couple months and then tell him to follow me into a spot behind a dumpster
August 27, 2023 at 10:58 PM
My flirting strategy is to ignore a guy for the first couple months and then tell him to follow me into a spot behind a dumpster
He had lovely blood so I let him hit (me back)
August 27, 2023 at 10:56 PM
He had lovely blood so I let him hit (me back)
The rapturous beauty of men manning
August 27, 2023 at 10:40 PM
The rapturous beauty of men manning
The eternal cringe of women continuing to woman
August 27, 2023 at 10:39 PM
The eternal cringe of women continuing to woman
This girl thought I was joking when I said I was straight. Jokes on her lol
August 27, 2023 at 10:37 PM
This girl thought I was joking when I said I was straight. Jokes on her lol
My half-baked moral philosophy is only impressive to stoned gay college boys so my options are limited entrapment-wise
August 27, 2023 at 10:35 PM
My half-baked moral philosophy is only impressive to stoned gay college boys so my options are limited entrapment-wise
The guy i like is gay. What do I do?
August 27, 2023 at 7:55 AM
The guy i like is gay. What do I do?
Whoa this is such a wonderful piece
August 27, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Whoa this is such a wonderful piece
Men who shop: a fringe case study
August 27, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Men who shop: a fringe case study
It’s so hard being a straight girl with bisexual murder patterns. So many girls get the wrong idea.
August 27, 2023 at 1:44 AM
It’s so hard being a straight girl with bisexual murder patterns. So many girls get the wrong idea.