Topper in MN
@toppermn.bsky.social
This is a gay man's adult's account, so you'll likely see gay man adult stuff. No one under 18 allowed. Here to keep up with Twitter and Tumblr friends. If you know me, say hi!
Radio Inerviewer to Farmer: So you say the president's trade policies have effectively ruined your ability to sell your crop this year and might push you out of farming altogether. If the president were to run again, would he have your vote this time?
Farmer: Yeah.
Farmer: Yeah.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Radio Inerviewer to Farmer: So you say the president's trade policies have effectively ruined your ability to sell your crop this year and might push you out of farming altogether. If the president were to run again, would he have your vote this time?
Farmer: Yeah.
Farmer: Yeah.
I could look at TV personality Chris Fennimore all day long.
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I could look at TV personality Chris Fennimore all day long.
This is a terrible headline.
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is a terrible headline.
5G is a lie. They should call it 0.5G.
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
5G is a lie. They should call it 0.5G.
Among the various other ridiculous ideas coming out of religious conservatives lately is this nonsense that "retirement is not biblical." But keep your eye on it because as with a lot of things these people talk about, it could become a mainstream idea really soon.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Among the various other ridiculous ideas coming out of religious conservatives lately is this nonsense that "retirement is not biblical." But keep your eye on it because as with a lot of things these people talk about, it could become a mainstream idea really soon.
Be careful, mate, or I might hit you with my special version of the "obscene Metlife gesture."
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Be careful, mate, or I might hit you with my special version of the "obscene Metlife gesture."
Unless you're Elizabeth Taylor handing out diamond earrings to people like she did in that commercial, I really don't want whatever you're passing out.
September 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Unless you're Elizabeth Taylor handing out diamond earrings to people like she did in that commercial, I really don't want whatever you're passing out.
Ever notice that some guys try to talk all tough and "Daddy" that they sound repulsive?
September 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ever notice that some guys try to talk all tough and "Daddy" that they sound repulsive?
Taco Bell caramel empanadas, your return was foretold by the rune stone. Finally, after much praying, your return is nigh.
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Taco Bell caramel empanadas, your return was foretold by the rune stone. Finally, after much praying, your return is nigh.
Frozen peas > canned peas
...but...
Frozen corn < canned corn
...but...
Frozen corn < canned corn
September 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Frozen peas > canned peas
...but...
Frozen corn < canned corn
...but...
Frozen corn < canned corn
Nothing about Florida or Texas makes them sound like reasonable places to live.
September 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Nothing about Florida or Texas makes them sound like reasonable places to live.
Oh, now REALLY, YouTube... four one-minute ads for a 10 minute video? I know you want to make the experience just annoying enough for me to buy a membership (which I won't), but come on!
August 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh, now REALLY, YouTube... four one-minute ads for a 10 minute video? I know you want to make the experience just annoying enough for me to buy a membership (which I won't), but come on!
So what's the difference between a guy walking around "nearly naked in his underwear" and a guy walking around in bathing trunks?
August 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So what's the difference between a guy walking around "nearly naked in his underwear" and a guy walking around in bathing trunks?
Surely one of the hallmarks of a tyrant is the ability to use the power of the state to torment your opponents with impunity.
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Surely one of the hallmarks of a tyrant is the ability to use the power of the state to torment your opponents with impunity.
AI AT WORK: You need me, right? Click here!
ME: No, I don't need you. Get your little icon out of the way so I can get to the cell underneath.
AI: Here, let me do it.
ME: No. Fuck off.
AI: Like this, right?
ME. NO! FUCK. OFF.
AI: Aw, shucks. I'll just go away for now but will come back later.
ME: No, I don't need you. Get your little icon out of the way so I can get to the cell underneath.
AI: Here, let me do it.
ME: No. Fuck off.
AI: Like this, right?
ME. NO! FUCK. OFF.
AI: Aw, shucks. I'll just go away for now but will come back later.
August 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
AI AT WORK: You need me, right? Click here!
ME: No, I don't need you. Get your little icon out of the way so I can get to the cell underneath.
AI: Here, let me do it.
ME: No. Fuck off.
AI: Like this, right?
ME. NO! FUCK. OFF.
AI: Aw, shucks. I'll just go away for now but will come back later.
ME: No, I don't need you. Get your little icon out of the way so I can get to the cell underneath.
AI: Here, let me do it.
ME: No. Fuck off.
AI: Like this, right?
ME. NO! FUCK. OFF.
AI: Aw, shucks. I'll just go away for now but will come back later.
There is a wayside I stop at regularly to check phone messages and eat a sandwich while I'm going back and forth to the cabin. Almost always, say 90% of the time, there is a couple who sit in their SUV and just watch all the comings and goings. I know what they're doing. They're making sure there's
July 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
There is a wayside I stop at regularly to check phone messages and eat a sandwich while I'm going back and forth to the cabin. Almost always, say 90% of the time, there is a couple who sit in their SUV and just watch all the comings and goings. I know what they're doing. They're making sure there's
I don't know why this tidbit comes to mind now, but Robert Mugabe ruined his wealthy rivals in Zimbabwe by provoking hyperinflation, necessitating introducing entirely new currencies not once but four times before abandoning any currency at all for his country.
July 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I don't know why this tidbit comes to mind now, but Robert Mugabe ruined his wealthy rivals in Zimbabwe by provoking hyperinflation, necessitating introducing entirely new currencies not once but four times before abandoning any currency at all for his country.
Please please please please let Yia Vang be gay. Please.
June 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Please please please please let Yia Vang be gay. Please.
I keep thinking today is next week.
And I have the theme to "Love American Style" stuck in my head.
Related events?
And I have the theme to "Love American Style" stuck in my head.
Related events?
June 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I keep thinking today is next week.
And I have the theme to "Love American Style" stuck in my head.
Related events?
And I have the theme to "Love American Style" stuck in my head.
Related events?
Today I heard the phrase "coin operated president."
June 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today I heard the phrase "coin operated president."
I inadvertently invented a new drink, "The Robitussin": diet cola and grenadine.
June 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I inadvertently invented a new drink, "The Robitussin": diet cola and grenadine.
Is it me, or are the oddest people elected to be U.S. Representatives?
May 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is it me, or are the oddest people elected to be U.S. Representatives?
My doctor's prescription for me today was literally "ejaculate more often."
May 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My doctor's prescription for me today was literally "ejaculate more often."
Extremely bored at work, so I did something I told myself never to do: I looked at the Associated Press coverage of Combs' trial on the AP website.
Interspersed with the tearful recounting of the witness' experience during "freak offs" were ads for... ED drugs.
Oh, AP. Please vet the ads first.
Interspersed with the tearful recounting of the witness' experience during "freak offs" were ads for... ED drugs.
Oh, AP. Please vet the ads first.
May 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Extremely bored at work, so I did something I told myself never to do: I looked at the Associated Press coverage of Combs' trial on the AP website.
Interspersed with the tearful recounting of the witness' experience during "freak offs" were ads for... ED drugs.
Oh, AP. Please vet the ads first.
Interspersed with the tearful recounting of the witness' experience during "freak offs" were ads for... ED drugs.
Oh, AP. Please vet the ads first.