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Researcher.
“I do not recall, but like FR FR actually can’t recall.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
bounce a laser around the house.. doubles as a security measure, every time your internet cuts out someone is probably sneaking up on you
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Since its a great bit.

youtu.be/qFx1Cpxpx1E?...
Jim Jefferies -- Airplane Etiquette -- Fully Functional
YouTube video by Jim Jefferies
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Definitely a scammish business model In general. PE is good at finding weak points of human lives and exploiting them for every cent.

So many things wouldn’t work if a friend owned the place and he had to deal with customers in the community.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The game with my storage place seems to be you prepay for 12 months at the intro rate - then cancel and change to different unit for that intro rate, prepay those 12 months etc. They feed off the people who stay in one unit, ratcheting up the rates to oblivion.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Memento.. LLM edition

You know some intern is continually tasked with fixing the “racism” slider bar that Elon keeps maxing out
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Believe that’s for 12oz not a true 16oz pint. Regardless, it’s the low ABV that does it.. their zero alcohol version is also surprisingly good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
part 2 is it blinks where he’s touching
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Flashbacks of arguing in 2nd grade.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why does big medicine want to stop us from doing home DIY surgeries?
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“I abhor my father and will rebel against him by following in his exact footsteps.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
His tune sure has changed since last year
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
“that’s right, hardly any recognizable billionaires in the crowd! Sus!”
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
pleasantly surprised by all the 0% options, but the IPAs are something special. Guinness has also done a great job.
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All of us following @introvertproblems.bsky.social might swarm those job applications if the word gets out
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Defendant would like to bring forth a cake of his choosing as long as the court guarantees the defendant will retain possession of said cake, even if the cake is eaten by the defendant, he must also retain full rights to the cake, in fact to “have” the cake, legally, despite eating it physically.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Envisioning this conversation happening over tea in Buckingham Palace with Kid Rock still in this outfit.

“It’s just not good taste Marabeth” (red/blue leather tassels falling into the tea as he reaches for a sugar)
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fun childish game is replace Cybertruck with "my manhood"
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Their older Edgerouter has been bulletproof for me, dropped, dust all over it through a renovation, keeps on trucking.
September 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We used the tech budget all up on advertising how great our tech is.
September 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So you’re not having incredibly productive lunch meetings on Surface, the table that changed everything?
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sneaky genius way of getting people to give you a lot of free cheese.

"Now you gotta try this one, no way can America compete with this..."
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM