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Kai su, Teknon
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I just sell wine bro
I’m leaving behind being a Riesling pervert in 2023. This year I’m a Catalan cuck. I’m a roussillon rider.
January 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
December 10, 2023 at 7:06 AM
I need to visit quebekistan so badly
November 25, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Does not matter how many gray hairs I get that shits cool but if my dick stops working I’m killing myself cause then I’m no better than some guy who did three tours in Afghanistan with a Viagra prescription from the VA
October 28, 2023 at 11:45 PM
You see, you live in the police state of North Charleston. I live in the occupied nation of James Island neighboring the police state. We are both victims of budget mismanagement.
October 15, 2023 at 3:57 AM
We in the wine community do not talk enough about all the drunk dms I send to winemaker s
October 15, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I have a picture of me and Eric Asimov taken by the woman he was on a date with if you even care. He’s kind of a big deal in New York fyi.
October 15, 2023 at 3:31 AM
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Peasant ONLY zone!!!
September 23, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Im autumn core, comfy-pilled and sweater maxxing. Summer-cels can cope and seethe.
September 21, 2023 at 7:35 PM
I don’t care if letterboxd is full of losers in a race to the bottom for the least funny, quippiest one-liner imaginable. I am not one of them. I’m here for my own stupid one-liners that no one is going to laugh at because they’re for just me. Nobody else!!!!
September 21, 2023 at 3:30 AM
The enemy has yet to make a bottle of Riesling I can’t finish. And by the enemy I mean Dr. Ulrich Stein, Vigneron an der Mosel.
September 11, 2023 at 2:35 AM
a white boy like me gets some trockenbeerenauslese in him and cant help but act up a little
September 10, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Sorry I’ve been absent the mayor asked me to drink all the hurricane water so that everyone south of broad can maintain their property values
August 31, 2023 at 2:54 AM
*un-schists your chenin*
August 10, 2023 at 5:27 PM
On the hunt rn for the cuntiest baklava
August 7, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Can I get a club sandwich
August 2, 2023 at 3:56 AM
drinking a wine from jura made from alsace grapes, kinda like when I would meet my hick family for the holidays and they would bring shine and I would bring my love for them
August 2, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Can I have a job here
August 1, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Now I am become drinker of one bottle of wine, destroyer of a second bottle of wine
July 30, 2023 at 11:54 PM
catastrophic baking failures today, in both bread and cake form. to the people of my nation we will rebuild!!!
July 26, 2023 at 7:18 PM
I was at a tasting today and some one said “we don’t wanna be associated with the n-word” and they meant natural wine and I straight up left the table to stop myself from laughing
July 26, 2023 at 3:34 AM
why did they make commander riker so hot
July 26, 2023 at 1:46 AM
terrified of therapy because what if they tell me to do the one thing that im scared of most (forgive my mother completely)
July 26, 2023 at 12:45 AM
im not here to "make it" as a poster i am here to be drunk publicly and bitch
July 26, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Good evening grüner gooners
July 25, 2023 at 9:42 PM