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tor-angus.bsky.social
@tor-angus.bsky.social
Cynical Optimist who likes oxymorons..
He'll start claiming he's stopped 8 wars next. "The last one being Acetanofiland v Ibuproffelpus. A long hard expensive war. Lots of people dead. But i stopped it..."
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
a man says i 'll take it as a no
ALT: a man says i 'll take it as a no
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September 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well, I guess the silver lining is the prisoners will all be immediately set free when our first Hurricane rolls around and sucks those tents up like a straw. In fact, a regular old FloridaTropical Storm will probably do it. This GOP Admin and all its lackies truly are moronic..
a map of the dominican republic shows a hurricane approaching
ALT: a map of the dominican republic shows a hurricane approaching
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July 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
More like MAGA's two SADS are divorcing.. Sociopathic Abhorrent Delusional Sadomasochists. It would have been hard to find another human as truly vile as either Trump or Musk. Yet, serendipity brought them together as a couple when nothing else could. Who knew Karma was such a badass..?
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Elon says Trump would have lost the election without him, the Dems would have Congress, and the GOP would have the Senate 51-49. Does that not seem very 'specific' ? I always thought Elon hacked the election for Trump, the fact he knows the SPECIFIC results without his hacking, is confirmation..
June 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just want Musk to have a ketamine infused truth telling 3am spew about how he skewed the votes (via hacking) for Trump in the election. I mean, we already know he did so it wouldnt be a newsflash, but it sure as hell would be a delicious nuclear bomb fireworks shitshow I'd enjoy watching..
June 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Don Jr is so incredibly vile. In every single layer of the human species as we know it, he is completely and utterly vile...
May 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ketchup Chips being thrown at the wall in Mar a Lago....eh?
April 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I've said for years that there is only one person on earth who can change a MAGA voters mind about their vote. And that person is Donald Trump. Many of his faithful followers are coming to the realization they were conned for their vote, and that Trump genuinely couldnt care less about them. Ever..
April 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I reckon this might be a set up for - 'it wasnt me, I was hacked and/or impersonated'- about something nefarious she's done that she's heard is about to be made public. Secret Service who was there protecting her that night said "we cant speak on it".Yeah of course you cant,because it didnt happen..
April 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
More like he is effectively detached. Like always. He doesnt give a rats ass which one wins because they'll both kiss the ring. All he cares about is that he doesnt pick the losing candidate. So that we cant all gloatingly rejoice loudly with the reminder about how much of a loser he is. Again..
April 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trumps 'match' is anyone who has 2 brain cells to rub together plus 1 iota of real strength.He's surrounded himself his whole life with sycophantic weaklings to make his reality of who he is feel less weak. Now, the rest of the world has transparent awareness of how weak he is.They just Checkmated..
April 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So what I get from this story is - 2 senior high ranking members of Military Personnel were fired because they achieved their promotion (from a lifetime of dedication to the safety of our country & citizens) during the Biden Administration. King Bonespur decided they were therefore 'unqualified'...🙄
April 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dont know the guy personally, but I know enough about his track record and history to know he is a genius entrepreneur, a great businessman, a moral & ethics driven human, and a strong leader that would not cow down to any threat or enemy to America and its people. Period. Please run Mark Cuban..🙏🏻
April 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One of the reasons Xi & Putin wanted Trump as President, was because they knew how weak of a leader & how weak of a man he is. I doubt in their wildest dreams they had any idea that he would be THIS weak & incompetent. They must be giddy with the destruction of American power in the world by Trump..
April 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Not really. She's playing the dumbfuck for exactly what he is - an egomaniacal imbecile that can be manipulated by a simple conversation. Plus, all the MAGAts absolutely HATE her guts . There are a million MAGA nuts exploding right now that she was even in the oval office with Trump. Delicious...
April 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I've said since 2016 that the only person who can change a Trump voters mind - is Trump. He had guard rails of a few decent Admin advising him in 2016. The guard rails are off & he's unfettered full flow Trump. An idiot, a narcissist, who played his voters for fools. Only now, no-one is hiding it..
April 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Exactly. Unfortunately its a statement of fact versus a prediction.
April 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Nah. Even Penguins know how to work him..
a penguin is holding a cardboard cutout of donald trump
ALT: a penguin is holding a cardboard cutout of donald trump
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April 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
And unfortunately Donald Trump couldnt care less about 32m of them..
April 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
And he also quipped he's 'the first buyer'. Like its a crypto or NFT card or something. Its for non americans. Who want citizenship. And last time I checked Trump (unfortunately) was an American already.Its confirmation to us his addled brain has ZERO clue about anything. So, who's the real POTUS..?
April 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just wait until she finds out the price of boxed wine is about to go through the roof.. 🫣
April 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
'The Tale of Two Shitheads' Coming soon to a theater near you..
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM