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Tor🇳🇴🇧🇻🇧🇻
@torelvenes.bsky.social
Norwegian, b:1968
100% against Trump, MAGA, and everything they represent.
Other interests: working with stone, animals, nature, good people, and good liquor😊🤩🍾
Pinned
As a Norwegian, I think I'm watching one of my country's closest and best allies turning to this.
Miss Libertas is crying.
Musk's 14th child.
Unfortunately, he shows schizophrenic tendencies, immense evil, and a total lack of empathy.
Luci Fer, an old unchristian immigrant, admits being the mother.
February 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Dear Trump
You’re a bitch
February 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Trump's plans for Norway

-Buy Kvinesdal and use it to store the inhabitants from Greenland after he forcibly purchased it.
-Dismantle the Palace and make it a casino for ppl making +20 million.
-Buy Bergen and sell the inhabitants to some rainforest.
-Rename Nidaros Cathedral to Trump Stupid.
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
One of many reasons why I support her magazine!
She deserves a lot of American support, too.
At SHERO, we document all mass shooting incidents for the week each and every Sunday, so please take a moment to review them as you read about the most important events of last week in my SHERO on Sunday recap: shero.substack.com/p/shero-on-s...
SHERO on Sunday
A lightning-fast comprehensive rundown of the week's biggest events for January 27th - February 2nd, 2025.
shero.substack.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hopefully, it will be a good weekend ahead of us.
Here in Norway, the weather is beautiful and sunny, BUT that makes the shadows really scary, especially when they fight back😂😂
February 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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🚨 We have officially launched our FIRST PODCAST EPISODE and we’re playing some of YOUR voicemails.

The voicemail at 53:00 is truly heartbreaking BUT galvanizing! 🔥

Watch & Subscribe:
youtu.be/nECUIOfCXTs?...
January 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A great but chilly morning, -11°C.
The birds and some deers just got some breakfast.
They need a little help during winter.
January 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I'm grateful he'll be erased out in less than 4 years!
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
65% of Norwegians do not believe in Trump.
10% unsure.
I thought it would be higher, but I give the last 25% 4 weeks...😂
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
When I hear how Trump talks about other countries, it is tempting for us in Norway to label him a foreign terrorist.
Panama, Mexico, and Denmark may think the same.
January 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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It’s official.

Hell is empty.
January 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just to be clear:
The Norwegian Eirik Raude discovered Greenland and settled there in the 9th century, and it was his son, Leiv Eiriksson, who discovered Vinland (Canada), 500 yrs before Columbus.

Norway has NO intention of declaring Greenland/Canada Norwegian territory.
That would be ridiculous.
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Wait for it.
Tony Bourdain talking about Putin in 2014🔥

I miss him every. single. day.
January 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The image of a stupid, ugly futuristic car on fire in front of a skyscraper with the name Trump on it has gone around the world.

It's a picture of what America has in store for 2025.
Musk and Trump are unreliable, irresponsible, and unpredictable.
January 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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😂
December 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM
A dog is often loyal to its owner.
However: animals are not suitable as a Christmas present!
Regardless of what some might think.
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Jim, Tiffany, and Eleven Films are doing more good for the United States and its citizens than Trump and Musk will ever be able to do.
The President and Donald Trump heading to the GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN afterparty 🥳
December 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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It’s been a while now since we stopped posting on that other platform and it’s been glorious.

Also, haven’t watched even a minute of cable news.

And we don’t miss it a bit. 🦋
December 20, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Got some snow just in time for the holiday❄️🎄☃️🎅❤️
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 PM
From 1020 am this morning, the days are longer again.
We call it "solsnu" in Norway🌞
We've survived the darkest time of the year.
An excellent reason to celebrate🥳🌞❄️🙏
December 21, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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People like Trump and Gaetz are the darkest kind of humans.

I mean the fucking audacity required to maintain a facade of innocence when the whole world knows that you had sex with a minor is staggering. He’s going to have a tv show soon for Christ’s sake.

Just sick.
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM