Tore
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Tore
@torenielsen.bsky.social
I am a tabletop gamer, a lover of horror, and a failure by most metrics. Not all of them though. He/Him.

Trans rights are human rights.
If you see this, post a monster-

(This one doesn't have an illustration).
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Dunno if I get saved, but it will be hilarious.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Some say the world will end in shoggoths,
Some say in ice.
From what I know of horrors plastic
I think shoggoths are fantastic
But if it had to die again
I think I know enough of pain
To say the numbing spite of ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I snatch purses, I piss in churches, I work the burners
In Lucifer's furnace, sip the blood of a virgin out of a thermos
I gun buck 'em, fuck a fist, the Razor Ruddock cut a wrist
I cut 'em, gut 'em like a fish and let 'em lay in gutter piss
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"I had for dinner, or rather supper, a chicken done up some way with red pepper, which was very good but thirsty. (Mem., get recipe for Mina.)"
Bram Stoker - Dracula.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I suck at it too. I understand that phatic communcation (as the smarties call it) isn't meant to convey much more than "I'm a human being and so are you". I just can't do that thing where I'm talking about an acceptable (somewhat fictional) version of me.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"One must imagine the Shark Nonce happy."

I just watched the horror movie Dangerous Animals. It was surprisingly solid. Properly entertaining and suspenseful.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I now possess this. Thank you, @evlynmoreau.bsky.social , Sofia Ramos and @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social .
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Skywalker: The Missing Years.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"It’s not clear whether, at this point, the Babiarzes fully understood that the libertarians were operating under vampire rules—the invitation to enter, once offered, could not be rescinded."

Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling - A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Is THIS your cyberpunk character?
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
About 4 PM.

Now it's darker than a welldigger's tits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cfw...
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
On battle-field joined
Strong-armed Hrund
With sword-water crowned
Has lifted the curse

Thief-taken barrow blade
Returned now with honor
To Bjørk’s blighted holdings
The cats will return

(We played a bit of Icelandic Viking horror tonight. Thanks to @cultistofsooty.bsky.social ).
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the colour brown.
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I return, suitably chastened!

What, you didn't notice I was gone?
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Danskerne kan godt deltage i den konkurrence.
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I am back home in my suburban squalor. Here I drown out all suspicious sounds with noises of my own making.

And there are no wolves.

So far.
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gift of a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
These are not the times for new shit.
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM