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Tori
@toribang.bsky.social
She/Her | NYC | Columbia University
Psych major. Great at oral presentations. Interpret that how you want.
It’s rotting academia slowly but surely. Everyone in class is using AI nonstop even for simple stuff. 🥺
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sounds like masochism ngl
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Let them bark all they want. We made the right decision for NY.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
After two martini espressos I start making questionable decisions, ngl 😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is how every author should judge their day 😂
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I saw a video of him explaining how to drink tea properly. Can we not overcomplicate things 😭😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
After 8 social media warfare
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reap what you sow Vance
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You mean you don't want to hear how that one game in particular is better than your favorite game a hundred times a day?
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sour patch kids will always be good, I don't care how unhealthy it is 😭
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's that crowd in particular that's always the freakiest in secret 😭
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Honestly, good. Driving to follow your kids is pathetic as hell. It also ruins the spirit of the holiday.
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well that's something new unlocked 😭
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
S&Ms, you only get to enjoy them if you've been good... or bad enough, each their own 😭
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I think you'll need a nap or two as well 😭good luck!
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Something something Dubai
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I just followed you and I'm realizing I'm in for a wild ride lmao

(Snickers to stickers btw, I'll refrain from making an innuendo candy joke this time)
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wait I know what's noncon to con but what's dubcon? 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
White boy of the year candidate
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It'll be the other way around with me. First submissive incident inbound? 😂
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you guys are not running, I'll do.

I just need a sex scandal or something, it's all a theatre now 😭
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You can be Graham Platner's VP in like 8 years or so, no worries 😂
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM